Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No.
- But this is my week. - I knew you wouldn't let me.
Didn't I tell you to shave?
We just want to rent you for a little while.
- My fault, sir. - No, my fault.
Why, you nitwit!
You want me to starve to death?
Each time I think you're a rotten kid, you do something real nice.
Oh, she's a legal staff for the local Klanwatch.
Now why don't you get a job? And don't touch me.
Otto's can drive a Cadillac.
They gave you the mortgage.
Keep your hands up. Protect yourself at all times.
No now. No tomorrow. No next week.
No physical contact. We'll lose our license.
Report immediately to the office. Repeat, immediately.
We really could put out a paper every week.
Chop, chop! Give him a ticket!
Fancy and I were talking the other day...
Oh, man, am I tired! Thank God this is over.
Would you have me stay or go?
The best...
It's that bad out there?
- You remember Terry Gay? My secretary. - I sure do!
Doesn't my daddy make the laws?
Quit calling me "Scoop."
- Come back. The game's not over. - I'm not playing.
He wants one in black, all right?
I will not be denied, Sidney.
I'll get you! There's no way to get away!
About a thousand.
Truth has nothing to do with reality.
Whenever I drill an oil well, buy a cable system...
- Why did you stop? - My dominoes just went down.
Please don't!
Is it possible for you to come and spend a few weeks with us...
You're Fired, chump punk I don't gives a fukks if I'm fired, imma show you who's a chump punk, you chump punk motherfukkin nigga
- I love him. - Frankly, I don't give a damn.
We used to have all the hoi polloi from town in this stream.
Let's say every goal I get, you have to stay another year.
She's busy. Come back about 3 o'clock.
- I hate liver. - I only understand German.
Your head's in this American dream, but it doesn't work for me.
Better than the dinner I gave you on the floor last night.
Mr. Morehouse, you gonna be all right?
Are you ashamed of me?
oops who did this?!
Miss Jackie Brown.
Yeah, I talk to him. But he won't talk to me.
- Good choice. - You'll have a wonderful time.
- Foul! Foul! Foul! - What game?
What sort of a position are you looking for?
...what kind of bastard he's getting.
I'll sit in your lap. "How you doing?" Hug me. Come on.
I remember she was...
Got it, I got it.
We gotta go.
Hi, how are you? Good to see you.
- Yes, there is. - You're in big trouble.
You can make them talk.
What do you think, Mr. O'Brien?
Go deep. Swing left on blue, okay?
- Mr. U.S., phone. - No calls. Time is money.
Hello, Eric.
I gotta pull my boots up real high.
Everybody, ain't I a writer?
He should understand that money means never being sorry.
Wonder Wheel! Stop! I admit it, it works!
It's for real.
- I can't? - In your pajamas?
I went to bed. Is this Jack's?
You look like an Eskimo Pie. No, I've got it. Al Jolson.
...like the archangel Gabriel.