Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Patience.
She loves to take on chemical companies. Like that.
Daddy's giving you a lot of money.
Thank you, my lords.
The air hockey game. Come on.
There's parking people out front, and they'll laugh.
Welcome home!
- Jack! - What?
Take a look at the newspaper distributed by Eric and Mr. Brown.
- You, come with me. - You can't pay me enough money!
Here's a hat. Now put it on. Let's go!
He was driving down the steps.
I'm going in there because...
Play bingo or something.
Good to see you. How are things going?
- Clean this up. - Yes, thank you.
Around here. But the boy...
These old things?
Billiards. Take a pole, hit the balls into pockets.
The hard part is loving somebody with your heart.
Let's get out of here!
Jack, your army buddy came to my office today.
Yeah. No. Instruments? No.
Oh, this is great.
Feel the ball. Bounce it.
I'm Eric Bates!
You ready?
Have you ever let your son sit on your lap...
- Jack. - How about a one-on-one, little man?
Come on. Get out!
You saved my life. So I guess I owe you one.
Mr. Bates, sir...
I'm trying to stop them, but I can't help if you don't have a job.
Jack, now we can buy the house!
Two-five is excellent.
Every weeknight you have to clean the window displays for three hours.
Let's get out.
Hey! Halt.
Read about how U.S. Bates found his wife one day...
- It's your son. - Excuse me.
I need?
No, no. Do you see that kid over there?
Tim! Open This Door You Tiny Ninjalino's Brother!
Nooo
I'm waiting.
...and the worst waitress in the bar.
You know what he's gonna say? "Tough titty."
The U.S. Bates' house? Clifford, hold it down.
My life
No, my salad.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Want to keep an eye on this for me?
Let's see, hand, football.
Here's to Cavendish. May his pool game improve.
I exercise my patience.
Your hand?
Come on. Get up.
Stop making faces. Leave him alone.
- That's Fancy Bates. - His daughter?
I mean, all these people kissing your ass isn't boring?
Yes, Mr. Morehouse. Jack, we're gonna buy a house!
alwaythings you wanted to want friends in school? dont have friends in school
You can talk dirty, if you like. I'll jump on top of you.
- Senator... - Later, Bates.
The auction is tomorrow!
We were about to make love. You can join in.
Next year, he'll have two weeks.
You didn't ask me what I'd settle for.
Who we gonna tell, God?
Nobody throws a garden party like U.S. Bates.
- Evening. - Evening. Have a nice evening.
Time is money.
So get a job and get out, Jack.
Well, Bates came over again and he won me.
Come here, man.
Old Democrats don't usually support young Liberals.
I was employed... What was I talking about?
I didn't figure your weight in the turn. Great ride, though.
Come on over and meet the senator.
Do you want me to find him?
Just to show you that I have a good heart...
Jack, you're asking for it again.
- This is fun, Jack. - Fun?