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known only as "The Surge Freak."
- Okay, just tell her that I love her
- Wow, look at my pregnant wife taking charge.
- NYPD, you called for help?
- I can't. I'm two years sober.
It's officially time to go to the hospital.
- And you caused the blackout on purpose, why?
--tion. - Was that a contraction?
- Hank wants to know if we can cut emergency power
Not Everybody Can Talk at one time
I don't want a burst happening around me.
- I call smell.
he's gonna be 6'7"
- Wow, all of Brooklyn lost power.
everyone's like, "Uh-oh, here comes trouble."
So I'm gonna call Mounted Division
- Can't you yell any louder?
- Jake, we gotta go. - I can't walk on this leg.
And I hate to say it, but I think there is.
- I'm just at the start of my labor.
- All right, look, Dotty, you're under arrest.
- Not now, Amy.
joyless approach to life. Come on.
- The banks! We're hitting all the banks on Union.
Help!
Let me talk to him.
Nobody has landlines anymore, so they can't call in.
when our son wants to hear about the day he was born,
to pursue his true passion--
It's bubblegum flavored gin.
- There isn't enough time. I have to have the baby here.
♪ Ah, push it
I green-lit double shifts and overtime.
♪ Ah, push it
- I'm excited to meet your baby when it's clean
- I can see the head. Rosa, get over here.
- Hmm.
The real hero is Lieutenant Peanut Butter.
- No, we can't ignore a cry for help.
I am the packaging law
- This man. This man is my best friend.