Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She made her spleen pretend to rupture, and then she pretended to die.

Why would they lie?

So are you gonna come by and visit me later?

Admit we're not even, or I'll make you pay.

Will you excuse me a moment?

Why would she lie?

It's not my wife, is it, Debbie?

People can die from beer, Molly.

and no matter how I try, I can't stop constantly narrating my life.

So go ahead and give it your best shot.

How bad can it be?

Dude, now that I've adjusted your fuel valve, your scooter's going to fly.

Are you looking at my boy, Davey?

I was tree'd by that coyote.

Gum's a weird word, isn't it? You know,

Yeah. Now that we're friends, and there's no chance of us