Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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- Girl, stop playing with me.

- Okay, come on.

- Let me get this straight. So--so I can--

and all these sinners drown in the strange men's pudding,

You guys could become the perfect co-parents.

you gotta think about that poor, innocent child.

- Please, just let me see my son, man!

We will give you your sperm back.

Eat it for your lunch tomorrow. - Okay.

- You're broke, Chris. - Yes, that's true.

[child babbles]

- Look, I don't know all the terms and conditions

Tiki's out there and she's demanding special ice.

- Nigga. - Good job, buddy.

I know you got a lot going on, but Chris,

I only eat hotdogs by choice,

- Okay. Um, it's that way.

No pushups for fat niggas.

or The-Dream and sunglasses.

- Nina. I don't--whatever. I don't know.

It could be like a sitcom.

- And I'm going, too, to talk to somebody

I gave the bitch a baby.

We don't even live together.

- Okay, that's not what you were supposed to say.

You know, threesomes turn into orgies real quick.

- You shit-- - I'll show you [indistinct]

What the-- [plates shattering]

- You're right, man.

- Oh, my God. Are you--

is to find someone who just wants to be the baby daddy.

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- Mm-hmm. Starting with these weak ass sixes right here.

- [muffled cry]

- Mm-hmm. - Everybody knows the rules.

- Fine. I'll hold the baby.

- I made it inside,

- I'm fuckin' tired of your raggedy ass shit.

there are good daddies and there are bad daddies.

[all talking at once]

they'll look up and they'll say, "Save us."

- Hey, Chris is back.

- Don't worry about it. My Almond Joy colored friend.

I can hear them screaming.