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is the man whose nut made that baby in the first place.
you're gonna need me to help mediate things
And I can tell you firsthand,
- Why do you have to be such a bitch?
[girls screaming]
- Well, it wasn't a domestic violence situation, bro.
[canned laughter]
I hear you.
Wait, hold on. Hold on, Chris.
a sperm bank or something.
I mean, honestly, I'm not even sure
This morning I started with a whole lot of cum
And I'll say, "Damn, I should've introduced myself."
The giraffe's happy but he wet.
- You wanted a baby. So I copped you a baby.
- Guys. Guys, stop. Just stop, okay?
- I think she got it from, like,
If he would've never nutted in that cup,
to get involved in a domestic violence situation.
- For the homies!
- No, Chris, not her pussy walls.
I can hear all of them.
- Hey, y'all,
I'm bringing the products to the streets.
- Let me go.
- Because I needed the shit waxed and buffed, nigga.
with sunglasses on sometimes.
[people screaming]
You watched her pour a mango margarita on my head.
and that mean Asian lady fighting in the first place?
If it's not your gravy, see ya later, lady.
that I'm really learning the most?
- Okay, I'ma be real with you.
Fuck. Come on, y'all. Step right up.
- Right, okay. I hear you.
What the fuck?
That count for love? I count per load of cum.
What if we kill Tiki.. - Mm. Mm-hmm.
Okay? And if you like me,
Ladies and gentlemen of the sperm bank,
- Whoa, Sam, Sam, Sam.
She makes you pasta.
- Yellow citizen, take me to my queen.
- Psst, I got this cum.
You're selfish and you're cruel.
that what happened the other night was simply a mother,