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[sobs] - Oh. Ooh.
- What? - It was either
I didn't think it was gonna be--
* You know I see you *
Was Nina making you lift stuff?
[clicks tongue] I feel like Future.
- I can't believe you didn't help me.
- Because everybody's looking at us.
- Chris, we got it.
- Sam, I know you here.
- So our relationship is not serious?
- He shouldn't.
- Great. So as you know,
Her poops probably comes out like little marble cakes.
- Alright. - Let's go.
from your bad decisions, okay?
I didn't think she was gon'--
- Oh.
- Get your hands off me!
I'm still, like, processing that Nina's a bad dude.
- Where the fly boys at? - I need to find them.
- Oh!
I'm gonna go grab one of Diane's
- Sam's scared to handle her own business,
If it's not your juice,
You hear what I'm saying? I'm trying to fuck the bitch
Unlike you.
- Look, I don't know what to tell y'all, okay?
Y'all better come get this Caillou cocoa-bean-headed-ass
- Ooh, I do like Raisinets.
- Pretty much.
I mean, come on. You gotta--
Come on. You're Chris Henson.
But if there's no daddy sauce in that dildo,
- I'ma fucking kill you, bitch.
- Hey, look, bruh.
do you think that the sperm bank works like a regular bank?
- I don't know why you fucked up.
- I didn't lie to you. - You did.
I knew you were there last night.
Hey, I also make omelets. Hold that.
- Right. Like, if I buy a girl a turtle,
Ain't nothing wrong with a side pussy.