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you know what that means?
And now she's trying say it's my baby.
I'm Michael Jordan. Where'd you even get this from?
- Nigga, what? - Hold on.
- Doo, doo, doo, doo. - He eat hot sauce.
and shout out everybody's cards.
- Okay, fine, Chris.
- Who the fuck is you talking to?
- Bye. Bye! - Get outta here.
- Don't try to act like you was keeping it all play
it's gonna be Erykah Badu.
- Well, when we get home,
But you, you need to get your shit together.
- That little lady beating the bald fade off that big lady.
I got a good job,
[Mint Condition's "Pretty Brown Eyes"]
you can find me at the same number,
That's basically a Raisinet.
Don't be touching--don't be touching shit in here, man.
Who gonna teach him how to ride a bike
nigga away from me before I whoop your ass.
- Ooh!
I gotta go clean this shit up.
many visits, no one's actually ever wanted your specimen.
- You pus-colored piece of shit.
Me and my baby good over here.
I gotta open this garage for this numb nigga.
that load up the pop machine right now.
Fuck you!
Some bitches can't be reasoned with.
It would be more like this.
and now I have none.
You know what I'm saying? Heavy dick, light balls.
And now I think she's gonna blow my whole life up.
My God.
and through mentorship, she now understands
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