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Louis Farrakhan.
- It's not even about Nina.
- I mean, it wasn't supposed to be all this.
And she paints little Minions on her fingernails.
- A'ight, I'm gonna go get him from the car.
Langston, I'm gonna need you on cleanup, nigga.
I can't watch the porn I like to watch at a regular bank.
[glass shatters] - Oh. Mm-mm.
- Bye, little girl.
- Jesus and Joseph Christ. Who John Wick-ed you?
She's just so like, wild, man, and free.
- No, I didn't. - Now you sure you're okay
- Oh, make it rain!
dressed like a leather popsicle is Tiki.
Her poops probably come out clean like a cup of soft serve.
I'll take care of her for you.
than that tropical name makes her seem.
but that's not how sperm banks work.
- I'm warning you, she is way scarier
And who's really getting fucked?
Things just got a little out of hand.
- Hey! What up?
- Whoa! - Oh, my nigga!
but the real question still remains.
[Jak giggles] Get your damn ass--
- Damn, we all deserve to eat pussy
and tells you he has a taste for something pink.
And when your side pussy start coming to your work,
the chef has kind of heard of, you know?
- Exactly. Downloading, downloading.
I'm just here to check on my safety deposit box, you know?
- [in deep voice] No, I'm not.
- My brain so hard, bruh, like--
When the accumulated nut floods the building
never have to happen again.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, but Nina though?
add three more numbers.
Lesbians--
- What?
- Relax. - Sam, you got me fucked up.
Or your one-woman shows or your colonoscopy ever again!
I'm not some down and out single mom.