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I'm Langston.
I've had many stepfathers in my life.
- You played games with my heart.
- Mm. - What a shame.
So when she said she wanted a baby,
You know what I'm saying? You like what you see, ladies,
you are the father of that child, yes?
then Tiki would never had that baby.
Hey, you want that Chris P. Crème, baby?
- Oh! - You got me fucked up.
* *
- Chris P. Crème. Not the donut, but my nut.
- You take it, baby.
Lamont's a deacon.
- Sorry, I don't have any cash.
when you were sucking on my titty
- [sighs]
'cause she has boundary issues.
- I'm going down to that sperm bank,
[thunder rumbles]
- Nothing, nigga.
- Yep! - And is still allowed to go
- And not her pussy walls?
Now surprisingly, you wanna be a Lamont.
And I'll look down and I'll whisper, "Nah."
I'm selling sperm outside of our sperm bank.
of urethras on the walls.
- What's illegal is you having 300 gallons of pure Chris cream
Don't you be yelling at her like that.
No, I don't need a big cup today.
- Yo, that shit is confused... - My head, my head, my head.
- 86, 87.
One, two, three.
All my nut on the floor now.
But Frank, he sucks your mom's fingers
We were both looking at the same circle bed,
Oh, I knew you was gonna flip your jersey back, nigga.
to see her like this.
- No, I left before that.
You don't wanna raise a baby around domestic violence.
the way Sam is rejecting hers.
Where the fuck you think you going?
And that makes what grew from that nut your responsibility.
Like that, like that, like that.
customers aren't allowed to see it anymore.