Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, we get off the same time every day.
Oh, lord. Can l use your bathroom ?
How did you get here so fast ?
What, do you work here now ?
That's exactly right.
That's not cheating. People say crazy shit during sex.
- Will you let me explain ? - Explain what ?
- Are you calling me a liar ? - No ! He was probably just resting his eyes.
Amanda______Me
You will be missed.
- She thought l was Brad Michelson. - What do you mean ?
HEY TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ON THE WAY BACK TO PENNSYLVANIA
- So I'm told. - Yeah.
and claimed that a Quick Stop employee...
- l don't wanna go back-- - Of course not ! Not now !
My love for you is like a truck. Berserker!
Cumming in socks, cum on eileen
I thought I'd give you a hand.
No, l was visiting my man.
I'm going to put the hookers in Times Square to shame with all the guys l go down on now !
Why do you smell like shoe polish ?
Would you like some making f___, berserker
Married me
- Your argument is that title dictates behavior. - What ?
Wow ! You got thrown out for Dante ?
who'll disrupt things just so l can shit comfortably.
- What happened to home by 12:00 ? - Boss hasn't shown up yet.
This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352.
But meanwhile, all you ever do is talk about Caitlin.
-See? You vented. Don't you feel better? -No.
Don't hurt yourself, buddy. I'll go to Twinspires instead.
Forget Caitlin Bree. You been with Veronica how long now ?
I’ll fuck anyrhing that moves
Hey, try not to molest any kids on the way to the parking lot
DO I LOOK LIKE HIS FUCKING BIOGRAPHER?
So playing hockey and attending wakes are standard operating procedures ?
- Yeah, sure. Go ahead. - Thank you, sonny boy.
- No, she's getting married. - To you ?
- l think all four of you better sit down and talk it over. - All four ?
[ Sighs ] So l shall take my leave of you,
Bunch of savages in this town
- l didn't. You did. - Really ?
Let's kick some ass ! Yeah !
You always back down. You assume blame that's not yours.
- And what, you're gonna dump her for that Caitlin chick ? - Maybe.
You ask me who l choose.
That’s his fucking metal face
Oh, my God. Why did you tell me you only had sex with three guys ?
<MUSIC> Hear what l say, yeah <MUSIC>
What is that, resting his eyes? Like he’s some air traffic controller?
No, l might be leaving early to go out with Caitlin,
My love for you is like a truck, berserker
- Am l right ? - What in the hell is that ?
It's not your fault. it's Dante.
One Hundred twenty. Shut up !
The guy that cleans up the nudie booths after each guy jerks off.
<MUSIC> Go your own way <MUSIC>
How many dicks have you sucked?
- What's goin' on here ? - l am not pregnant.
I'd like to get paid to sit on my ass and watch TV.
- l take it she likes the guy. - You'd think she's marrying him.
since that whore dumped you oh, so many years ago.
- [ Door Opens ] - Thanks.
Hey, try not to hit any deer on the way through the parking lot.
Like Tiffany at a strip club
than the people that come in here to buy a paper or, God forbid, cigarettes.
- This what you want ? - Knock it off. That used to be my girlfriend, all right ?
- Julie Doyer died. - Yeah, right.
- l can't close the store. - You just closed the store to play hockey on the roof.
I'm the source of all your misery.
No, I'm not.
- What's your point ? - My point is, you're a clerk, paid to do a job.
When she calls me now, she's a different person. She's frightened, vulnerable.
They don't even know I've left school yet.
Look, you're a roofer. Some juicy government contract comes your way.
my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks! in a row?
Cute Cat, what's its name? Annoying Outage
- John Francin and Rob Stanslik. - Wow.
My point is that people dictate their own behavior.
Were you gonna tell me, or were you gonna send me an invitation ?
- Just wait a few minutes. - I'm gonna break my crazy neck on this ladder.
BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH HIM. YOU SUCKED HIS DICK!
[ Woman Moaning On Video ]
- What responsibility ? - All right, if you hate this job and the people...
<MUSIC> Are you more than dead <MUSIC>
Crash any trains Train road
- So l stopped home and l brought you some lunch. - What is it ?
I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny.
I choose you.
- Bunch of savages in this town. - That's what l said.
A little word of advise, my friend, sometimes you gotta let those hard to reach chips go…
This app would be great if it wasn't for the *$&%$* html tags
- it's probably from being around all this food every day. - Oh, l know.
I love her.
- [ Coughing Continues ] - [ Woman ] Freeze !
You sit there and blame life for dealin' you a cruddy hand,
Yeeeeeeeaaaaaah!!!
That’s his fucking metal face
Stock boy said he'd been looking through cartons of eggs for half an hour,
Salsa shark. "We're gonna need a bigger boat."
Cute cat. What's its name? Annoying customer.
- So the casket fell over. Big deal. - Her fucking body fell out !
I have come way too far and studied too damn hard...
- Oh, a couple ? - I'm not the one trying to patch things up with my ex,
<MUSIC> I know you know Just want to know <MUSIC>
- Silvan ? No, l snowballed him. - Yeah, right.
- Couldn't get the shutters open ? - No.
Trump supporter! Trump supporter!
Hey, Redding ! Come on. Get this fucker !
<MUSIC><MUSIC> [ Hip-Hop ]
What, are you shitting me ? I wanna get cigarettes.
Oh, you used to go out with her ?
I swear. Olaf, metal.
"I'm 29?!?!"
- l was trying to call for half an hour. - Why ?
Then how could she-- You know.
Hey Derrick Johnson, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot !
without even discussing how he felt with his present one ?
When the library board goes and cancels the meeting
<MUSIC> My love for you is like a truck, berserker <MUSIC>
Lubes
When l say l don't want to get married, I mean just that.
Matt fucks homeless dudes behind McDonald's
The next week, the Foresie family put a hit on Baby Face's house.
Yeah, l know.
If you're gonna drink it in here, I'd appreciate it if you don't bother the customers.
<MUSIC> Don't ever want to break your heart in two <MUSIC>
- Who went back there ? - Nobody. l swear.
- The second one was still being built when they blew it up. - Compliments of Lando Calrissian.
I'm satisfied with my situation for now. You don't hear me complaining.
I could never reach
<MUSIC> Just save up all your nickels and dimes <MUSIC>
You mean you haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these ?
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
- Yeah, but it's for employees only. - l understand.
You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it.
Wait a second. Do we have to play at the park ?
[ Woman Moaning On Video ]
I've got no time to bullshit around, waiting for that son of a bitch.
I knew who he was, and based on that, I turned the job over to a friend.
Even though l work in a video store, I choose to rent movies at Big Choice.
<MUSIC> Stuck out here, stuck in here <MUSIC>
You got a customer.