Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In a row?
I Don’t appreciate your ruse ma’am
Well, good. Keep in that frame of mind.
34! My president was convicted of 34 felonies! In a row?
Charles Cobb, you’re a rude mother fucker, you know tha?
is a lot more idyllic than what actually happens when we date.
I'm alive because l knew the risk involved in that particular client.
There is nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Randal-- [ Sighs ] Forget it.
Now you wanna go back to her so she can fuck you over some more !
[ Sighs ] He was just... ready.
Cumming in Socks, Cum On ilene,
It better be up to and including me.
They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good.
Bunch of Savages in this town
Yeah, well, l thought we might be starting again.
You oughta be ashamed of yourselves. A bunch of easily led automatons.
I'm surprised you didn't know about it, Dante.
I convert this lead, I'll convert that lead I'll convert anything that moves
37! The President sucked 37 dicks! ...in a row?
He smoked until the day he died.
Yeah, but not seriously. Christ, you're ready to walk down the aisle.
What are we supposed to do ? Pretend over the phone we're dating ?
He speaks some English, but he cannot speak it good like we do.
[ Gong Ringing ]
I’ll fuck anything that moves!
You saw that article ? God, isn't it awful ? My mother sent that in.
Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job.
[ Coughing ] That guy.
A construction job of that magnitude would require...
I understood that you had sex with three guys and that's all you said !
my love for you is like a truck
You both should be fired
<MUSIC> But I'm happy just to die tryin' <MUSIC>
Fuckin' nazi
Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback ?
Jesus ! What next ?
- l hear that's kind of a popular date. - Jerk !
[ Silent Bob ] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- lf you want, l can talk to her, try and straighten this-- - No, thanks.
Hey Josh...try not to suck any Dick on the way through the parking lot...
<MUSIC> Just save up all your nickels and dimes <MUSIC>
I know l can bench more than that.
Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt,
He broke his neck trying to Suck his own d**k
How many people ever come to the store at 4:00 on a Saturday ?
I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class,
i don't appreciate your ruse, u.s. navy. Your ruse. your cunning use of the uss donald cook to trick me.
But you're living in denial and suppressing rage, motherfucker.
Don't give the controller to his kids h
Is that what they teach you in that school of yours ? ""Kind of,"" ""sort of"" ?
Report stock increase.""
Come On, Berserker! Girls Think Sexy
oh, yeah, and, uh, All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.
I don't think your manager would appreciate it--
scourge of the video renter.
- Dante, you in or out ? - Don't pass to this guy. He sucks. You suck !
- l got fined for selling cigarettes to a minor. - No way.
- And the second time around ? - it wasn't even done being built yet.
Put the cigarettes back, and try some gum instead.
I'm gonna break your fucking head, you fucking jerk !
I'll fuck anything that moves
<MUSIC> I can't even tell <MUSIC>
- And l actually date you ? - Something wrong ?
- What is this, a poll ? - How long you been a smoker ?
- Let me guess. He's looking for the perfect carton of eggs ? - [ Randal ] How'd you know ?
Bunch Of Savages In This Town
- You only brought one ball ? - l thought Redding brought all the balls.
- Agreed ? - You are a danger to both the dead and the living.
- What time was this ? - l don't know.
The reason you won't Let me use your car is because I have a title and job description,
Will you let me maintain some semblance of managerial control ?
- Who's that ? - They were called Nazis !
That's when l hopped a train to come back here, because l knew you'd be a wreck.
- We should hang out. You get high ? - l should start.
doing all sorts of endurance tests and stuff.
The boss doesn't want to pay the electrician to fix it...
I called her but the rines were crossed berserker!
Territoriality
Swear you'll be there by 12:00 and I'll do it.
- You open ? - Yes.
They used to make a big deal of it, but they just let it go now...
my potty lid was closed,
- What ? - [ Sighs ] l don't want to marry him.
Honesty through paranoia.
I'm serious.
You're late.
You can't just do anything you want while you're working.
Buncha savages in this town
If you tell me the title of the movie, he'll hold it for you.
Fuck you !
Let me tell you about another group of hate-mongers that were just following orders...
- Ain't gonna happen, my friend. I'm getting that movie. - Like hell you are.
<MUSIC> Shall live <MUSIC>
to take charge of your life and find direction.
What time do you think you're gonna come in, 12:00 ?
No time for love Dr. Jones
- Sure. in the back, through the cooler. - Thank you, sonny boy.
So I'm stuck here until closing ?
[ Dante ] l don't know. He just came in and asked to use the bathroom.
You're making a generalization about broads.
Everybody knows about this except me ! Do you know how humiliating that is ?
To get it built quickly and quietly, they'd hire anybody that could do the job.
- He wants to be a metal singer. - [ Girl ] No way.
I feel so ineffectual. Is there anything l can do for you ?
- I'm sorry. He meant to hit me. - Yeah ? Well, he missed.
Don't you think you're taking this a bit too hard ?
IT DOESN'T MEAN I DIDN'T JUST GO WITH PEOPLE. OH, MY GOD, I FEEL SO NAUSEOUS!
They call it shell shock. Seems to only happen with guidance counselors.
We're gonna croak sometime.
Let me tell you about another group of hate-mongers that were just following orders.
Thank you. Why don't you go back to the video store ?
37! Gavin's had 37 drinks!
I'M SORRY, MEMPHIS. I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD.
- I'm sure he wasn't sleeping. - Are you calling me a liar ?
They got bigger titties in there.
That's Fucked up Man....
Well, that's all l can do, right ? Yeah.
- Why aren't you screaming at me now ? - 'Cause I'm happy.
He speaks some English, but he cannot speak it good like we do.
<MUSIC> And l hope l ain't done nobody wrong <MUSIC>
I needed shoe polish to make that sign out there.