Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah !
Wise ass too, huh ? Go ahead. Keep cracking wise.
Blasphemy.
you're gonna be miserable 'cause you don't have the guts to face change?
Hey, that's tight. Solid.
- And they put on a show for you for, like, ten bucks. - What kind of a show ?
<MUSIC> it's a good excuse to celebrate <MUSIC>
were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the rebels.
- Any opening. - Can we not talk about this now ?
Fifty-three dollars a week on cigarettes ! Come on !
He's scared now 'cause he sees the threat we present.
- Can l join in ? - You might be let down.
More like an audience of broads.
Lovely story.
- Oh, for God's sakes ! - See, you're ashamed.
So I'm no more responsible for my decisions here than, say, a death squad soldier in Bosnia ?
Vermont ?
l call him ""Dad.""
He speaks some English, but he cannot speak it good like we do.
13! The Phillies have won 13 road games! In a row?
This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers.
You hate bucks. But I love elites. Isn't it ironic?
would you like to suck my cock, berserker!
There are, but for some reason they stop working at 5:14 every night.
What'd your mom say when you told her you weren't engaged anymore ?
- What ? - Yeah, about two, three years ago.
with this fuckin' faggot Dante...
""We're gonna need a bigger boat.""
Any contractor working on that Death Star knew the risk involved.
You are the inspiration for this bold and momentous decision...
Because l won't let it be like that. You want your slut ? Fine, the slut is yours.
All right ! Jesus, you fuckers are pushy !
Yes, I've calmed down. I'm not happy, but I'll be able to deal.
- [ Sniffing ] - [ Cat Meows ]
- So, what are you saying ? - You are such an asshole.
You'd feel a lot better if you'd just rip into the occasional customer.
Uh, something smells Like shoe polish.
<MUSIC> Our problems seem a world away <MUSIC>
- Just hanging with Silent Bob and his cousin. - He's your cousin ?
- Dante, where are you ? - He's busy ! - in a second !
- [ Randal ] Want something to drink ? I'm buying. - [ Dante ] No, thanks.
You wanna blame somebody ? Blame yourself.
It says, ""Bree to wed Asian design major.""
when I'm gonna fit in the other stuff.
I thought maybe you could Let me have a roll of the soft stuff.
Mike Olwig sucked 37 dicks!
Screw me ?
- That's frightening. - Takes different strokes to move the world.
<MUSIC> You can call it another lonely day <MUSIC><MUSIC>
- [ Man ] Can we take it now ? - Go ahead.
- it's called ""Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans"" or something. - That doesn't sound metal.
and sent me down to issue a fine.
Cancel Merchant!
- How do you know that ? - Because l know you.
Wildwood Weekend Is Here! I’ll fuck anything that moves!
She wants me to leave here and go back to school and get some direction.
- Why are you so upset ? - Those innocent contractors brought in are killed,
I need one each of the following tapes:
[ Together ] No !
Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback ?
37! My life has had 37 birthdays! IN A ROW!?
That's fuckin' funny, man. Did he say, "my making"?
They practically wiped an entire nation off the Earth,
- About what ? - Do you really wanna buy those cigarettes ?
- Three-fifty, four. - No way !
I never tried it. Fucking pervert.
Fuck ""in a second"" ! Oh, look at you. You can't even pass.
Line up three other guys, make like a circus seal.
- Why are the shutters closed ? - Someone jammed gum in the locks.
TRY NOT TO find any koroks on your way to the final battle
Try not to be convicted of any felonies on your way through the parking lot!
The last thing l needed was for you to think l was hiding something from you.
I'm 37!?
Yeeeaaaaaah !
All right, there's a stick over there. You're shooting up against this goal.
They oughta put a warning on these things, like they do with cigarettes.
Am l missing something here ?
What do youse mean there is no minion update? Youse means I gotta play this game like a normal rube?
- I'm not the pig you are. - Who ?
I call him "Dad."
- Yeah, since 6:00 this morning. - He's got those love handles.
If you want Veronica, then be with Veronica.
than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there ?
-Shit ! Why're you getting up ? -Unlike you, l have class in 45 minutes.
If you want Caitlin, then talk to Veronica and be with Caitlin.
Meaning ?
<MUSIC> Take a number, knock on wood <MUSIC>
I appreciate it.
Dante Hicks. Why ? What's this all about ?
It's just the shock of seeing me after three years.
Oh, that's great.
Give credit where credit's due.
I don’t appreciate your ruse, ma’am.
You cock smoker.
We are employees of Quick Stop Convenience and RST Video, respectively.
- His name is ""Sang"" ? Past tense ? - Stop it. He's a nice guy.
<MUSIC> it's a meaningless end to the story <MUSIC>
Says me. I've been here half an hour. I'd call that first dibs.
I can't help it. At least on the roof, I could see if anybody wanted to go in.
<MUSIC> Close your eyes to me <MUSIC>
Nothing personal.
That's fuckin' funny, man Did he say, making fuck?
You sold cigarettes to a four-year-old ? What a scumbag !
<MUSIC> Well <MUSIC>
In English. Come on, ""Berserker."" Girls think sexy.
It was a mess. He was on his bed, his legs doubled over himself.
you will be missed.
But l don't have the ability to risk the comfortable situations...
I'll fuck anything that moves!
Happy 37th. try not to suck any dick on your way thru the garden section
She meant nothing to you neither 'til l told you she died.
would shatter the pathetic microcosm you've fashioned for yourself.
[ Coroner ] The body can maintain an erection after expiration, sometimes for hours.
I'll pickle anything that moves!
- Here. - What's this ?
<MUSIC> Outta here Outta here <MUSIC>
but they don't all bring ya burritos at work
IT DOESN'T MEAN I DIDN'T JUST GO WITH PEOPLE. OH MY GOD, I FEEL SO NAUSEOUS!
- Yeah. How did you know that ? - You still goin' out with her ?
And l hope it feels good.
I'll weld anything that moves.
Let's see some credentials. Slowly !
I would've went to Big Choice, but the tape l want is right there on that wall.
Did he say making fuck?
Uh, no. l gave it to him.
Did he say the rines are crossed?
<MUSIC> it's not our last affair <MUSIC>
You claimed you were working here all day. Hence, the fine is yours.
- Thanks. - How much money did you leave up there?
He smells the change is coming !
- He's from Russia too. - No way.
Whaddya mean there's no ice? You mean I gotta drink this coffee hot?!
Do you always talk this weird after you violate a woman ?
- Come on, man, ""Berserker"" ! - Does he sing in English or Russian ?
Yeah, l know I'm not scheduled today-- Forget it.
Well, how 'bout the ""Caitlin Bree...
That's your lung. By this time, your lung looks like this.
I used to like a guy, we'd make out, and sooner or later I'd go down on him.
- Guy ain't here yet. - You're kidding ! it's almost 11:30.
Bunch of savages in this town
Have Some Chips, You'll Feel Better
I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked !
- Let me take you out tonight. - On a date ?
on the big money and the fabulous prizes !
Don't give the controllee to his kids they suck
I told you I'd been seeing other people.
Um, like 3:00, 3:30.
You have so much potential that's going to waste in this pit.
What's up, baby? What's up, Sluts?
WHATCHU WANT GRIZZLY ADAMS???
Remind me if he wants to buy something.
why don't you vent? vent your frustrations! Come on, who pisses you off?
She broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles.
-you hate vote by mail! -but I love mailing ballots, isn't it ironic?
I COULD NEVER REACH
Try not to kill any gods on the way through the parking lot!
What do you mean there's no ice ? I've got to drink this coffee hot ?
Cancel merchant!
Blasphemy
<MUSIC> Just so glad to be led astray Hell, yeah <MUSIC>