Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Charles Cobb you’re a rude mother fucker, you know that?
Name it.
How many different girls have you slept with ?
HOW MUCH IS THIS THING ANYWAY?
Damn Democrats because of them I can’t afford eggs.
How many times have l told you not to be dealing in front of the store ?
- I'm going to school. Maybe later you'll be a bit more rational. - I'm 37 ! l just can't--
WHATS YOUR ENCORE?
- it only weighs seven pounds. - l didn't strain. l sighed.
I had a friend that chewed glass for a living. in the circus.
<MUSIC> If it's real <MUSIC>
We look down on them as if we're so advanced.
Well, you two lovebirds take it easy, okay ?
- l have first dibs. - Says who ?
Everyone said it was a stupid move, but l didn't care...
- l want to rent a movie. - You want to rent a movie.
37! My software update blew up 37 routers. In A Row?
- Something like 36. - What ? Something like 36 ?
Well, if he's so nice, why aren't you marrying him ?
- The porno mags ? - Yeah !
- How long you date Caitlin ? - Five years.
YEAH!!!
- With Caitlin Bree ! - I'm her sister.
You hate the elite! But I love bucks. Isn't it ironic?
- Be careful. - I'm trying.
I’ll assess all I want…
I don't know. I wasn't watching.
They got bigger titties in there.
I thought he'd be at your side Like an obedient lapdog.
Bunch of savages in this town
- The quest isn't going well ? - Obviously not.
yeeeeaaaahhhhh!!!!
MEMPHIS, LET IT GO! HOW MANY DICKS HAVE YOU SUCKED?
Hey, try not to suck any dick on your way to your prison cell.
Oh, it's not like I'm miles away.
I think you can see her kidneys
-Hey, you see a set of keys around here? -No time for love, Dr. Jones.
- What smells like shoe polish ? - So you came here to what ? To comfort me ?
You are too responsible. But no, l have to go home first.
That's why I'm thinking maybe it's a misprint.
The orange one and the orange one
<MUSIC> Got no time for the forgotten glory <MUSIC>
- Oh, you lie ! - Look how full of yourself you are !
37! I’ve had 37 birthdays! In a row?
How much can you bench ?
- So, what ? You're stuck here all day ? - Fuck !
Jesus Christ ! What next ?
Jay - YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!
- [ Ronni ] That was Snowball. - Why do you call him that ?
I'm just glad that Randal had the balls to tell me since you couldn't !
Thirteen. Let's see, you're about 19, 20 ?
Erwin, We're gonna need a bigger boat!
- Get to work. - Hey, what'd you rent ?
YEAAAAAAHHHH!!
Cancel merchant! Cancel merchant!
Oh ! Like your life's any better.
He's just a boyfriend, Dante, and in case you haven't gotten the drift...
Melodrama comin' from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.
- Here. Chewlies gum. Try this. - it's not the same.
Fucking pervert.
-Caitlin comes in and jumps all over me. -So that's cheating ?
I don't know, Like a typographical error or something.
- And then he proposed last month. - And you said yes.
Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante, and badly, l might add !
How many dicks have you sucked?
they think they're being watched.
No arguments here. Insubordination rules.
How many dicks did you suck?
[ Sighing ]
Bunch of savages in this town.
<MUSIC> Let's see what you find and you know <MUSIC>
You'll be missed...
Hey
Usually l just turn the can upside down.
try not to get addicted to opioids on the way to the parking lot
- How ? When ? - Embolism in her brain. Yesterday.
All I'm saying is, if you're that unhappy, you should leave.
<MUSIC> And sell the lie <MUSIC>
You think anybody can see us down here ?
You know what the real tragedy about all of this is ?
what can i say? ive got a thing for sideways lady parts
Hey try not to BREAK any power lines on the way through the parking lot!
- What ? - Posten's Funeral Parlor. Next show's at 4:00.
Working on a saturday...
They got bigger titties in there
This time in the morning, people just get a paper or coffee.
Because he is out of shape!
- Why'd you agree to come in then ? - Hey, I'm only here until 12:00.
- Yeah, not yet. - And l remember one time--
This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers.
Dante ?
- comes into play heavily when choosing jobs. - Like when ?
You will be missed
Fuck, fuck, fuck ! I'm not even supposed to be here today.
You get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse.
- You had to tell him ? - l had to tell someone. He put it into perspective.
- [ Woman ] Oh, God. - [ Man ] it's all about pain, you bastard !
- How many ? - How many what ?
My Current Sitch......
This has got to be the weirdest thing you've ever been called in on.
- A fine for $500. - What ?
Cruddy lung, smoking through a hole in your throat.
Then to top it all off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore ?
I'll fuck anything that moves !
- does mean manning the store until closing. - l see.
And then I'm gonna try to talk to Veronica.
Oh, you're the queen.
You're always saying how you can't initiate change yourself.
37?!
I'm not even supposed to be here today
- Who found him ? - My cousin ? Mom found him.
- Oh, Jesus. - And two, to prove a point. Title does not dictate behavior.
You know you're out of shape.
not pussy out when it comes to free shit to drink.
Oi bruv
Charles Cobb you’re a rude mother fucker, you know that?
who were goodly enough to sleep with me.
- ""Poo-poo,"" ""wee-wee."" - Fuck you.
- You will be missed. - Screw you !
Whats up baby Whats up sluts
Vurmant woW
I just saw Alyssa's Little sister outside.
Buncha savages in this town
No, that can't be. I just talked to him this morning.
I'm a trainer. l know what that sound signifies. You're out of shape.
What ? What do you want ?
- it wasn't me. - [ Scoffs ]
Obviously
Why ? l-l don't bother them and they don't bother me.
[ Laughing ] Crazy shit.
<MUSIC> I can't tell <MUSIC>
- You gotta watch the store. I gotta go to this. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- He requests this ? - He gets off on it.
It must be great to have this ability to simplify things the way you do.
Bunch of savages in this subreddit