Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way to your birthday party!
The jiz-mopper's job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load.
- You think things will be different this time ? - They are.
- She said she did all the work. - Will you shut the fuck up ?
All the other guys I went with before l met you. If you want to have a complex, go ahead.
- You'll never believe what this unruly customer just said. - Wait.
Jesus, there you go, trying to pass the buck.
The goddamn steel shutters are closed.
- Excuse me ? - l heard you strain when you picked up that milk.
All she did was unloosen the nuts and put the tire on.
- Fuck you ! - it's true, man.
If you think 37 indictments are alot, just wait and see, mister.
Oh, the ""Dante Hicks Dinner and Movie"" date.
Man, if you weren't such a fucking coward--
There was a lot of good in our relationship.
I don't want to be a wife first and then have to worry about...
Fucking kids.
You're bound to be qualified for at least one of 'em. So what's stoppin' you ?
Well, you've had quite an evening.
<MUSIC> it just brings me to laughter <MUSIC>
never once accepting responsibility for the way your situation is.
- Need a ride home ? - No, l got one. Just pulled up.
- I'm just kidding ! - l can already see this is not gonna work out.
Maybe there's a rogue editor working for you.
It's called, "Fuck you Yankee blue jeans" or something...
Bunch of savages in this town.
Girls think sexy.
- You call Caitlin again ? - She called me.
This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers.
<MUSIC> Johnny looked around him and said hey, I've made the big time at last <MUSIC><MUSIC>
Vegetable, meaning paraplegic.
They got bigger titties in there.
My friend wasn't so lucky.
- You sucked that guy's dick ? - Yeah. How do you think l knew--
Excuse me. Have you been here all day ?
But don't look at me like I'm the town whore, because you were plenty busy before you met me.
- That's right. - Smoke my big fat cock !
<MUSIC> My love for you is ticking clock, berserker <MUSIC>
All right, but you're missin' out. Chicks with dicks.
Bunch of savages in this town
- Thank you for being rational. - Thank you for the lasagna.
- it's the same thing with Veronica. - Leave her out of this !
In a row?
sold her four-year-old daughter a pack of cigarettes at 4:00 today.
[ Slurping ]
Blasphemy
I've encouraged you to get out of this fucking dump and go back to school,
Whispers in The Wind, To Each His Own,
- insubordination rules. - l just want to play hockey Like l was scheduled to.
Caitlin and l can't be together. It's impossible.
They certainly do. Three dollars.
What do you mean there's no ice ? I've got to drink this coffee hot ?
Who tried to win back his ex-girlfriend...
- Embolism in a pool. - What an embarrassing way to die.
Why don't you call Randal ?
MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS!
Fine by me
You're Beautiful, Man
Balls resting on his lips.
Hello.
But you hate people! -But I love gatherings! Isn't it ironic?
One ball ? l close the store, they come all the way here, for one ball ?
- Easy to say over there. - Give me a stick, pretty boy !
Hey Tchklians Try not to colonise any more planets on the way through Dornot
<MUSIC> I guess I'm livin' day to day <MUSIC>
- Have you got anything, man ? - What you want ?
-She died mid-backstroke. -l haven't seen her in, like, two years.
But don't pine for one and fuck the other.
I don't need this. I'm not even supposed to be here today.
They got bigger titties in there.
Done poisoning the youth for today, huh ?
Liar ! Tell me there aren't customers that annoy the piss out of you on a daily basis.
See you when you close. Enjoy the lasagna.
Instead you pussyfoot around and see that slut behind my back !
Nope.
- No, because Caitlin came to see me. - Now l know you're lyin'.
Luke blew it up. Give credit where credit's due.
Feel that.
- Have a nice day. - But l didn't sell any cigarettes to any kids.
You know, that guy Jay's got it right. He has no delusions about what he does.
My rounds would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking blow up holes
Yeah. Like you said, l guess everybody gets curious and tries it sometime.
Oooh! Navy SEALS!
You could've started by telling me you had a boyfriend. I told you l had a girlfriend.
- l hear Caitlin's marrying an Asian drum major. - Design major.
[ Sucking Sound ]
Yes. I would please.
my love for you is like a truck
Why, you wanna have sex or something ?
- Was it you ? - l was up here the whole time.
Hey try not to have any emergencies on the way to the parking lot
- You open ? - Yeah, you open ?
- What smells like shoe polish ? - Go open the store.
You sucked that guy's dick?
The Milk Maids ?
- [ Dante ] One seventy-nine. - Pay the good man.
I don't know. Maybe we should just see what happens.
<MUSIC> Do you know your place <MUSIC>
- And you rented this ? - Hey, l like to expand my horizons.
- You two better quit it. - I'm serious.
And you know what we're gonna do ? We're gonna go to that party and get some pussy.
That's his fucking metal face
Ooh ! Mini-Trucker magazine.
This is a life of convenience for you, and any attempt to change it...
- I'll ask Randal to close up when he gets back. - Where is he, anyway ?
Thirty-four?!? Hey, try not to commit any felonies on the way through the parking lot
- This isn't fucking funny, Dante. - I'm not kidding.
<MUSIC> Hear what l say Oh, yeah <MUSIC>
Wow ! Hey, you know, you and l have something in common.
freaking out because I've gone down a couple of guys.
Hey, the floor looks pretty clean. I put the cat next door.
Did he say "Making fuck"?
But I'm not going to sit here holding your hand anymore until you figure it out !
Did he say, "making fuck"?
and you're calling me a slut in so many words.
Hey, good luck with Veronica.
Blasphemy
You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder,
- He died in the bathroom. - l heard he was jerkin' off or something.
- You're kidding. - Bunch of savages in this town.
And you people? Don't you have jobs to go to? Get out of here! Go commute!
You didn't ask for that; you had no personal politics.
- Pack of cigarettes. What's that ? - This ?
Here comes the speech about how he's just doing his job by following orders.
- Hermaphrodites. l rented it so we could watch it together. - You get me slapped with a fine.
YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!
- l don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am. - l beg your pardon ?
There's other jobs. They pay better money.
Hey, it's not like it's a demanding job over there.
He left at what time ?
h
Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank ?
- Shut the fuck up ! - l can't believe this.
I talk to her all the time and she never mentioned this engagement.
- No. No, no, no. - Come on.
Until Monday. Then l have to take the train back.
There's a stranger in our bathroom ! He just raped Caitlin !
- When did you get home ? - Just now.
- [ Woman ] Dante ? - What ? Caitlin !
My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy,
- Nothing personal. - What happened with that old guy ?