Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What is it, worse ? You're pregnant with the Asian design major's child ?
That guy's an asshole. Everybody that comes in here is way too uptight.
Last Jedi. Blasphemy
A little word of advice, my friend, sometimes you have to let those hard to reach chips go…
- Shut up with that shit. It ain't helping ! - Don't yell at me, pal.
I don't want to marry anybody. Not for years.
- l wish you'd go back to school. - Stop. You're making my head hurt.
at which time, yes, l would love to go for dinner and a movie with you.
No. l place the time of death about 3:20.
<MUSIC> Leaders and followers Leaders and followers <MUSIC><MUSIC>
Will wins gif of the day
Would you please repair my truck Berserker
I can't play today. I'm stuck at work.
How's your eye ?
This job would be great if it wasn't for the !@#$%^& customers
If l wasn't such a fucking coward.
[ Dante ] L Can Pass ! - How About Covering The Point ? Man, You Suck !
- [ Sighs ] - What's that for ?
For violation of New Jersey Statute, Section 2A, Number 170/51.
<MUSIC> No one sees what l see <MUSIC>
Think of the weirdest, craziest shit you'd like to see chicks do.
The guy got sick. He couldn't come in.
because they always pay for whatever they break, and they never bother anybody.
Hey, any balls down there ?
Maybe the Asian design major slipped her some opium.
A guy makes a woman come, it's talent.
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After that, I'm gone. The boss comes in.
- What ? There's no fat on my body. - No fat !
You prefer drastic measures to rational ones.
How you've been waiting until the time was right, and then you were going to dump me for her ?
being that you work at a video store.
A little taller than her ? Gorgeous body ?
Hmm, I've touched a nerve.
Twelve minutes is not a game. Jesus, it's hardly even a warm-up.
You ever been in a nudie booth? Guess not...
Hey, try not to buy any houses on your way through the parking lot
You're Alyssa's sister Heather ?
You, on the other hand, have been bitching all day.
Hey! Try not to get any more felonies on your way to the parking lot!
I left like an hour ago.
- Eight and a half. - Eight and a half ?
I'm insulted. Believe me, Don Juan, it takes more than that to get a guy off.
Willam ?
to go back to college if l was with you.
Sharks in the salsa Our shark
<MUSIC> Outta here, outta here <MUSIC>
- Oh, how like her. - Then my mother called this morning...
And he's in Vermont ? I'm not even supposed to be here today !
I had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit.
- You know him ? - No, but l know the behavior.
DONE RAN OFF THE FUCKN HOT RAILS YOU GOT 2 B FUCKN ED KIDDIN ME
- Oh, my God ! - Come on. Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick ?
<MUSIC> This song is the reason why I'm now going deaf <MUSIC><MUSIC>
This is different. This is important.
<MUSIC> And now just when l know what I'm after <MUSIC>
- You're kidding. - Nobody can figure it out.
In a Row?!
Shit, yeah. Don't that motherfucker owe me ten bucks ?
Well, l guess it isn't customers in particular.
I COULD NEVER REACH
Hey, You're Not Allowed To Rent Here Anymore !
- Used to put the cigarette in this and smoke that way. - Excuse me, but--
If you're gonna drink that coffee, I think you oughta take it outside, huh?
37. My band is playing 37 songs. 37?! In a row?
Did he say making sex?
No time for love, Dr. Jones.
My legs are still shaking.
as if somewhere beyond all the other gallons is a container of milk...
Han Gets Frozen, Taken Away By Boba Fett. It Ends On Such A Down Note.
You'll sleep with anything that says yes Animal, mineral, or vegetable.
Chick only made you nuts, man. She cheated on you how many times ?
Because l did only have sex with three guys.
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
37! Foster had 37 birthdays! In a row?
I don't want to get married now. I'm on the verge of graduation.
- it is not what you think. - Oh, it's not what l think.
a lot more manpower than the lmperial Army had to offer.
He broke his neck trying to Suck his own dick
I can get you on an aerobics/free weights program.
GO ON, LET'S HEAR IT.
I don't think so. That was a grunt.
- Stop it. - Bible truth.
See you later, handsome.
- l knew this was a bad idea to close the store. - Listen to you.
All Tit Fucking, Volume Eight, I Need Your Cock,
- You're spineless ! - Veronica, l love you !
A little word of advice: Sometimes you got to let those hard-to-reach chips go.
I'll bet you 20 bucks you don't get to rent that tape.
- and fry my lungs !"" - [ Dante ] Now, wait a second.
I heard you apologize. Why ? You had every reason in the world to be mad.
You're just gonna close the store like that ?
- Like he's some air traffic controller? - Actually, that's his night job.
You've highly offended me.
they'd love that.
The due date is on the bottom. This summons cannot be contested in any court of law.
- You hope what feels good ? - l hope it feels so good to be right.
Don't hurt yourself, buddy. I'll grill some hotdogs instead.
- Are either one of these any good ? - l don't watch movies.
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Failure to remit before the due date...
hey! try not to catch any felonies on the way through the parking lot!
Oh, hey, Caitlin ?
[ Sighs ]
A woman's intuition.
Three weeks ago, l was offered a job up in the hills. Beautiful house.
Shit, my mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. l call him ""Dad.""
The fine is doubled due to the incredibly young age of the child.
You should shit or get off the pot I should shit or get off the pot
-This one came out of a 60-year-old man. -Oh, God !
- Your mother ? - Alan Harris.
why don't you vent? vent your frustations. come on, who pisses you off?
""Disturbed"" is more like it. ""Mildly disturbed,"" even.
[ Dante ] Yeah, sure, go ahead.
So, I'll see you when you close then. Can we go out for coffee ?
Yeeeah!
- I'm not sad. - You're not ?
exactly.
57! BPD has 57 dicks! in a row?
I like the way you think.
They were called Nazis!
That's stretching it. You're not being asked to slay children or anything.
UH... 37? I'M 37? NO, ACTUALLY RETOOCS57 IS 37.
<MUSIC> I may never get what l want <MUSIC>
of a subconscious desire to break up with her,
- Dante, let it go ! - How many dicks have you sucked ?
Get out of here !
- Look who it is. The fuckin' human vacuum. - Scumbag, what are you doing ?
Did he say, "my making"?
YOU SUCKED THAT GUY'S DICK? YEAH. HOW DO YOU THINK I KNEW