Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ass Worshipping Rim Jobbers, My Cunt And Eight Shafts,
You're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you,
I went back there and Dante was already waiting for me.
You could've broken it to me gently.
I'll fuck anything that moves!
You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.
- Ooh, can l watch ? - You can hold me down.
Party at John Kay's, senior year; I get blitzed, pass out in his bedroom.
so l can pursue a more meaningful relationship with Caitlin.
PA goin pot??? Nice!!!
The story goes like this: He proposed, I told him l had to think about it,
- Pack of cigarettes. - Are you sure ?
Can l, uh, give you a lift somewhere ?
in which case, you're gonna lock up the store tonight.
that will probably get me ostracized from both school and home.
Fine by me, but you're living in denial and suppressing rage motherfucker
- Actually, it's kinda rough. - Oh, boy !
<MUSIC> I'll be glad to just feast on that pie crust <MUSIC>
Unless you're out renting video at other video stores.
- You ever been in a nudie booth ? - Guess not.
Would you like some making fuck, berserker
- l will never come to this place again. - Excuse me ?
No, wait. l fucked up. ""What's a good plate with nothin' on it ?""
TRY NOT TO GET ANY CONVICTIONS ON THE WAY TO THE PARKING LOT
Then you act all nonchalant about fucking 12 girls. I never had sex with 12 guys !
Tons of property. A simple re-shingling job.
You will be missed
[ Sighs ] These are the same two movies.
CHO YANG? NO I SNOWBALLED HIM. YEAH, RIGHT.
- Twelve. - You slept with 12 different girls ?
""We were miraculously saved at the zero hour...
They never rent quality flicks.
Salsa shark.
Meaning like, someone who asked her out once and got shot down,
Zues: Babe, I'm going out
- it's lasagna. - Really ?
That's beautiful, man.
- l can never reach. - Reach what ?
What do you want me to say ? ""Yes, some of the things you're saying are true"" ?
Try not to be convicted of any felonies on your way through the parking lot!
Insert somewhere close, preferably moist, thrust, repeat.
- No, but you sucked enough dick ! - Yeah, l went down on a few guys.
Yes !
- Get out of here. - No, l kid you not.
Oh, so we didn't just have sex in the bathroom ?
34! In a row?!
- You open ? - Yeah.
Does that include me ?
Like your cigarettes are doing now !
Hold on to the counter and I'll pull.
- All right, thanks. Bye. - Vermont ?
Hey, try not to suck any dick on your way to the prison cell.
Good-bye, Dante !
He really went to Vermont ? When the hell was someone going to tell me?
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- Why'd you apologize ? - What ?
<MUSIC> Know the crowd is gonna sell their soul <MUSIC>
I'll weld anything that moves
Whaddya mean there's no ice? You mean I gotta to drink this coffee hot?!!
- Great story, huh ? - That girl was vile to you.
He said it was important to have standards. He says no one has any pride anymore.
They got bigger titties in there.
<MUSIC> Hear what l say <MUSIC>
I'm not gonna miss what's probably gonna be the social event of the season
Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie that was out last year ?
Chess team Alan Harris ?
You know. And, like, we didn't kiss or talk or anything.
- What's going on ? - I'm giving him his ring back.
- Return Of The Jedi. - Didn't you hear me ? Caitlin is really getting married.
You're stirring up anti-smoking sentiment to, what, sell more gum ?
Oooh ! Liberal Navy SEALS !
What did he say ? - I don't know, man, but this guy's a character.
Two packs of cigarettes.
I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am
- What about Sing ? - Sang !
- What did he say ? - i don't know, man, but this guy's a character.
- That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died. - How did he die ?
I'll bet they brought independent contractors in on that thing.
- Yeah. - And you're Dante Hicks.
I'm more mature, you're more mature. You're finishing college.
<MUSIC> I know you know l want to know <MUSIC>
You'll be missed
Are either one of these any good ?
- But l only had sex with the guys l loved. - l feel sick.
This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers.
- The white kind. - l didn't ask about the color.
I was just wondering if the article was a misprint.
and shit herself.
Show some bedroom proficiency, you think you're gods.
- Holy shit ! That girl ? - Yeah, as opposed to hundreds of other children...
- Because l never tried to suck my own dick ? - No, because you won't admit to it.
But you hate people! -But love gatherings! Isn't it ironic?
I've got a hockey game at 2:00, and the steel shutters are jammed closed.
but l will return in a little while,
Why don't you wrangle for me ?
You will be missed.
I think the arguments Veronica and l are having are some kind of manifestation...
That's why you're jockeying a register in some fuckin' convenience store...
- [ Child ] Happy Scrappy-- - She loves it. - Obviously.
- in high school, for God's sakes. You're 22. - Leave me alone !
I'm a contractor myself. I'm a roofer.
there you go again see you're just wasting your time. i'm sure courtney dosen't wanna enjoy it christine dosen't wanna enjoy it mariah dosen't either. the only who seems to be enjoying it is you. you might as well keep saying it. excuse me mariah do you want to go to beryl bonk? no beryl bonk. yup, just keep on saying you're going to marleen's office anyway.
Fucking' nazi
I don't know. Since l was about 13.
- Perfect dozen ? - Each egg has to be perfect.
At Least We're Stuck Here Together.
Fuckin' a good plate with nothin' on it ?""
I mean, that's what life is: a series of down endings.
Ooh! Donald Trump trading cards?
I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am
How many dicks have you sucked? How many?
Hey try not to buy any kits on the way through the parking lot!
- Seven months. - Chick's nuts about you.
how many guys l slept with because you never even bothered to ask.
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Asian Design Major herself, Caitlin Bree.
- Which one ? - Dental School.
You wanna grab a bite to eat or something...
Pretty much. All except the latent homosexuality part. That's just my theory.
You were saying ?
LIKE YOU SAID, CHO YANG SNOWBALLED HIM.
- You're a Chewlies gum representative ? - [ Man ] Chewlies ?
Maybe it should say, ""Caitlin Bray"" or ""Caitlin Bre"" with one ""E.""
That's fuckin' funny, man. Did he say, "making fuck"?
- Sir ? - What ?
[ Crashing Sound, Woman Screaming ]
Hey, try not to diablerize anyone else on the way through the parking lot!
The point is, I'm not the type of person...
Hey, Try not to commit any spillage on the way through the parking lot
Don't give the controller to his kids they suck
- 37! Mike sucked 37 dicks! - in a row ?
- [ Scoffs ] No. - Come on. Just wrangle out the door.
No, l transferred into Monmouth this year. l was tired of missing him.
And he told you all of this ?
[ Yelling ]
Buncha savages in this town.