Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That doesn't sound metal.
[ Siren Blaring ]
No.
- Wait. Who was working here ? - Just me.
'cause the electrician owes money to the video store.
You will be missed
Well, if you think that's offensive, check this out.
And l know that's what I'd become.
two, three times a week, sometimes more.
Hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em !
You like foreigner? Yes, but I hate foreigners. Isn’t it ironic?
That's fuckin' funny, man
Well, if we're so fuckin' advanced,
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
This app would be great if it wasn't for the html tags
YOU SUCKED THAT GUY'S DICK? YEAH. HOW DO YOU THINK I KNEW.
- She was with Rick Daress. - Let's not talk about her.
Look who you're asking here. How're we gonna block the street ?
I can never reach.
I'm a curious party. A curious party.
Dante, this is Willam Black. This is Dante Hicks, my boyfriend.
- What's he looking for ? - Said he has to find the perfect dozen.
This place would be great if it wern't for all the flipping macs
- Do you know how much the average jiz-mopper makes per hour ? - What's a jiz-mopper ?
About the bigger pair you've ever seen, dingleberry!
All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
I'm gonna fuck this bitch, I'm gonna fuck this bitch.
Exactly ! Which means I can't close it for another hour just so we can both go to a wake.
Do you sell hubcaps for '72 Pinto hatchback ?
I still get free Gatorade, right ?
Happy Birthday Time to kick back, drink shome beers, and shmoke some weed
I don’t watch movies.
- Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. - Uh, one second.
- l was kidding. - Like you can't get enough of me.
- Such a sordid state of affairs. - And I'm caught in the middle,
So I'm told.
You're here of your own volition.
<MUSIC> And they'll all go away <MUSIC>
- How come you're not in class ? - Lit. 101 got cancelled.
Chess team Alan Harris ?
Said the store was closed for two hours yesterday. l tore up his membership.
- Who doesn't ? - Well, me, l guess.
I hope it feels good.
No. No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell at you.
- So you're really getting married ? - No.
I have enough indignities in my life and people start throwing cigarettes at me.
Hey, uh, let me ask you a question. Think this guy's out of shape ?
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
If I'm so nuts about you, then why am l having sex with an Asian design major ?
Hey, Try not to commit any spillage on the way through the parking lot
- [ Sucking Sound ] - Why don't you go back to the video store ?
Oh, what ? What's with you, man ?
and this is his revenge by putting this bogus article in the paper when it went to press.
She said not to come home until after graduation.
Til alle jer, der ikke har fået aflyst julefrokosten: husk samtykke.
""I'm not even supposed to be here today.""
<MUSIC> Kill the bass player Kill both bass players <MUSIC>
WELL DO TE
[ Sighs ]
Oh, what, the dead guy ? She'll get over fuckin' a dead guy.
try not to get addicted to opioids on your way to the parking lot
She went home and she's getting ready and we're going out.
Oh ! Why, Mr. Hicks, whatever do you mean ?
Empire.
- God, I'm gonna be sick ! - You just fucked a total stranger ?
I don’t watch movies
Matt fucks homeless dudes
The same ! The money was right, but the risk was too high.
- Who are you to make assessments ? - I'll assess all l want, pal !
Talkin' to myself here...
He went to go rent a movie. He isn't back yet.
I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages,
- Why'd you hit me ? - Do you know how many different men I've had sex with ?
in a row?
Shocking abuse of authority.
- Let me borrow your car. - May l be blunt with you ?
- Twenty bucks ? - Twenty bucks.
True. But do you know how many people are gonna be there ?
Ow ! What'd you do that for ?
- Dominic Bambino's. - Baby Face Bambino ? The gangster ?
Here, now I am a customer. I'm gonna buy some Chewlies gum.
Can't we ever have a discussion without that coming up ?
- [ Door Opening ] - <MUSIC> Noise, noise, noise Smokin' weed, smokin' weed <MUSIC>
I'm on the phone with the distribution house. Let me make sure they got it.
you cock smocker
But they don't all bring ya taco bell when you're broken.
Would You Like To Suck My Cock, Berserker
You're kidding. - Bunch of savages in this town.
""The next week, the world is ending.""
You come in on your day off; you buckle like a belt.
- l bet the most frequent topic of arguments is Caitlin Bree. - You win.
- Jesus ! I'm gonna hear from the boss tomorrow. - Would you loosen up ?
Things happened today. Things that probably ruined my chances with Caitlin.
What would you get for a six-year-old boy who chronically wets his bed ?
The first one was completed and fully operational before the rebels destroyed it.
Holy shit ! l didn't even think they enforced this.
-covid merchant! -covid merchant!
And he's in Valinor? I'm not even supposed to be here!
You'll be missed
Hate merchant! Hate merchant!
- Caitlin used to talk about him all the time. - Really ?
- When is this period over ? - Eight more minutes.
Hey, You're Not Allowed To Rent Here Anymore! YYYYEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Here. Take my card.
I think the idea, or the conception of us dating,
Hey try not to crank any hawgs on your way through the parking lot!
- Do you mind if l drink this here ? - Sure. Go ahead.
<MUSIC> This is my blessin' <MUSIC>
We went out a few times. We never had sex, but we fooled around.
How many felonies were you convicted of? HOW MANY?
Oh, man, it's great.
What kind of convenience store do you run here ?
<MUSIC> I guess I'm livin' day to day <MUSIC>
Just being there, as you put it, is not enough.
- Are you serious ? - How long you been smoking ?
Thirty-four?!? Hey, try not to commit any felonies on the way through the parking lot
- Made it, huh ? Dick in his mouth ? - Yeah.
Cute cat. What's its name? Annoying customer
- l am-- l am not ! - He is.
- I'll just take the gum. - Fifty-five.
Do you like foreigner? Yes, but I hate foreigners. Isn’t it ironic?
That's beautiful, man.
Like you said, she snowballed him.
You're caught, and now you're trying to snake out of doing what you wanted to do !
You don't wanna know.
Women as lovers are basically the same; they just have to be there.
[ Clock Ticking ]
- it was still under construction. - So ?
- How's your neck ? - it's kinda hard to swallow.
- So ? - Who's gonna pay for these Gatorades ?
I'LL SHORT ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!
I'll knock your fucking teeth out and pass all over your ass !
Same time. What about you ?
What the hell is that, ""resting his eyes"" ?
Maybe just a group of customers.
Hell, yes, whatever that means.
34 felonies Try not to commit any felonies on your way to the parking lot!
<MUSIC> I guess I'm livin' day to day <MUSIC>
Using filthy language in front of the customers. You both should be fired.
- Why not ? - Because my ex-girlfriend is getting married.
This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking students.
I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings.
[ Heavy Sigh ] Well, this is the last time l rent here !
Ah, screw it. I'll close up and leave him a note.
Because going down isn't a big deal.
This life would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking people
I even transferred so maybe you'd be more inclined...
- No. In the middle of it she called me Brad. - She called you Brad ?
If you think 58 dicks is a lot, you just wait and see, mister
But Only the angel of death will pick you up after a playoff game..
- l know ! - Jesus ! That seems to be the leitmotif in your life.