Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

<MUSIC> But l miss you smilin' <MUSIC>

Sounds to me like somebody needs to hit the gym.

- Silvan can be talked into anything. - Why do you say that ?

Hold on. You feeling limber ?

<MUSIC> You know that you are a shooting star <MUSIC>

Silvan made it up. It's a blow job thing.

- Got hit by a bus. - Oh. Can l help you ?

Have some chips. You'll feel better.

<MUSIC> I guess I'm livin' day to day <MUSIC>

that won't go bad for like a decade.

While you two were dating. I drove a black Trans Am.

I feel so ineffectual. Is there anything l can do for you ?

You workin' tomorrow ?

<MUSIC> Close your eyes <MUSIC>

CHO YANG CAN BE TALKED INTO ANYTHING, WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

Thanks for putting me in such a tough spot. You're a good friend.

- Yeah, that's right. - Friggin' Nazi.

Shit, my mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years.

You hate the elite! But I love bucks. Isn't it ironic?

- What did he say ? - l don't know, man, but this guy's a character.

<MUSIC> And I'm lookin' for a cure 'cause I'm bored to tears <MUSIC>

I see you sell the soft stuff back there.

I don't watch movies.

You oughta be ashamed of yourselves. A bunch of easily led automatons.

<MUSIC> Just save up all your nickels and dimes <MUSIC>

I just closed last night.

Come on, Silent Bob. Let's get the fuck outta this fuckin' gyp joint...

If your job was as meaningless as theirs, wouldn't you go crazy too ?

I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what l was saying.

Hey, try not to suck any dick on your way to your prison cell

[ Man On Video ] I said stop.

Me at work today

I want you to come with me on Monday.

Then quit. You should be going to school anyway.

Hey! Hey you, get back here.

- [ Speaks Russian ] - That's fucked up, man.

Now, making a woman come, therein lies a challenge.

- Cute cat. What's its name ? - Annoying customer.

Everybody in school knew about it. Even in my class.

Biggest pair you've ever seen dingleberry

- What the hell are you doing here ? - The boss called. Arthur fell ill.

You come in on your day off; you buckle like a belt.

Well, kind of. Sort of.

Point is, l can't play today. Neither can Randal. He's working too.

It's what they install in your throat when cancer takes your voice box.

What's up sluts?

A little word of advice, my friend, sometimes you gotta let those hard to reach chips go…

you've sold cigarettes while working here.

You know, there's a million fine-lookin' women in the world, dude,

Shut up a second and I'll tell you. Jesus !

I never tried it.

get ripped and, hopefully, get laid.

to let me know that the announcement was in the paper.

[ Sounds Stop ]

- it isn't like that ! - Damn right it isn't like that !

I stopped by your house. Your mom told me you left, like, at 6:00 or something.

Luan Loud, you're not allowed to rent here anymore

- You going to lock the store ? - l don't know. You're going to lock the video store ?

Hey, what're you, a fucking faggot ? I hate guys.

this job would be great if it weren't for the fucking gamers

So, you're a Chewlies Gum Representative? Stirring up anti-caff sentiment to boost sales?

[ Yelling Continues ]

Thats's Fucked Up Man

Peanut butter and jelly with the crusts cut off. What do you think it is ?

torn between my loyalty for the boss and my desire to piss with the lights on.

- Make 'em change. - l can't, all right ?

- I'm not. She just left. - What'd she say ?

- Three, including you. - You only slept with three different people ?

I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you understood.

- Am l right or what ? - You're wrong !

In light of this lurid tale, I don't see...

I saw the announcement in today's paper.

Who was on your phone this morning, like, 2:30 ?

No, I'm sayin' if you're gonna be insubordinate, might as well go the full nine,

Stop being an asshole. Someone's gotta watch the store.

CHO YANG MADE IT UP. IT'S A BLOW JOB THING.

This fuckin faggot

- Uh... 37. - I'm 37 ?

[ Bed Squeaking, People Moaning On Video ]

You go into this booth, and there's this glass between you and these chicks.

Hey, try not to commit any felonies On the way through the parking lot

No, l-I'll be all right.

working on my day off.

What do you mean there is no Minion update? You's mean I gotta play this game like a normal rube?

-You know what l just watched ? -Me pulling a can off some moron's fist?

You sound like an asshole !

- You know him ? - Yeah.

""Done And Ready Home improvements.""

I walked in the other day, that son of a bitch was sleeping.

- You're lyin'. - No, I'm not.

You didn't have to choke me, you know.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Who closed the store to play hockey ? Who closed the store to go to a wake ?

- What are you talking about ? - You've been talking to her on the phone for weeks !

- it was only a few times. - Then you pull that shit this morning,

You date Veronica because it's convenient and she's low maintenance.

I wanna talk to you about something, and l don't wanna be disturbed.

I'm not fooling around. I just came in from outside.

- <MUSIC> Let's see what you find and you know <MUSIC> - [ Tires Screeching ]

Wait a second. You used to fuck Caitlin Bree while l was dating her ?

Those are my opinions based on the few women...

- Then how come you got the fine ? - 'Cause I'm here.

Yo what's up baby? What's up sluts?!

I did understand !

covid merchant! covid merchant!

Pack of cigarettes. Hey, congratulations.

- Where ? - To school.

These drafts would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking voters.

- l told him that, and he yelled at me. - What'd he say ?

There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others

I've tried with you, Dante.