Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you will be missed.
- Well, l know she does a lot for you. - She's my girlfriend.
Come on, Berserker, girls think sexy
Theoretically, people see money on the counter, no one around,
-You hate people ! -But l love gatherings. isn't it ironic?
Berserker. Girls think sexy.
Hey! Try not to join any more fantasy leagues on your way through the parking lot!
Definitely
Okay. I'm sorry about that.
<MUSIC> And now just when l know what I'm after <MUSIC>
I'm a disturbance ? You're the disturbance, pal.
Today's edition.
I don't know. She was senile. She used to fuckin' piss herself all the time...
<MUSIC> it's a meaningless end to the story <MUSIC>
- Shit ! What about tomorrow ? - One night only. She's buried in the morning.
Break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya.
They were called Nazis!
<MUSIC> Here comes Randal <MUSIC>
This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking consultants
- I'm happy. - You're happy to get a fine ?
Chris started the fire, give credit where credit is due
my executive branch has received 37 injunctions from federal courts! In a row?
- A few ? - One of those guys was you. The last one, l might add.
<MUSIC> He's a Berserker <MUSIC>
No, l don't work today.
Don't hurt yourself, buddy. I'll use the free service instead.
by a koala-fish mutant bird.""
Something like…36?
<MUSIC> I know you know l want to know <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> You'll all be replaced <MUSIC><MUSIC>
dick. exactly.
Mom freaked out.
What do you mean there is no updated Minion? I gotta play dis game like a rube or sumptin?
19 dicks! Flobbo sucked 19 dicks! In a row?
You know I'm your hero.
Cute. Tell me you wouldn't wanna go out with me again...
Yup. Oh, wait a minute. What was that called again ?
- But you were ! - No, l wasn't ! Not really.
<MUSIC> Got no time for the forgotten glory <MUSIC>
- I'm as puzzled as you. - I've actually seen it before.
- Has it occurred to you that l might be bereaved as well ? - You hardly knew her.
Hey, try not to get convicted on your way to the parking lot
I hope it feels so good to be right
It's gonna knock the hell out of my hemorrhoids.
<MUSIC><MUSIC> [ Muzak ]
Wow. He really made it! Yeah, but at what a price.
What happened to the walk and the nakedness ?
- Can you fucking believe this ? - He didn't mention that to you this morning ?
- Three. - Three ?
All right, here we go. I got it.
- lf you go, l go. - She meant nothing to you !
37, my girlfriend sucked like 37 dicks in a row.
So, how much is this thing anyway ?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't she one of the illustrious 12 ?
Well, l didn't just fuck myself ! Jesus Christ !
You, Veronica, Caitlin and Caitlin's fiancé.
- <MUSIC> Ooh-hoo <MUSIC><MUSIC> - Thanks. Have a good one.
and l believe I'm the impetus behind your refusal to wed.
Try not to suck any dick On your way through the parking lot
As if a guy's a fucking pervert 'cause he tries to go down on himself.
Five hundred bucks ? For what ?
- What the fuck did you do that for ? - Two reasons.
All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
- Lower your voice. - What is that-- ""Something like 36"" ?
Did he just say “Making fuck?”
What about Caitlin ?
So where you been, man ? Still going to Seton Hall ?
- Do you sell video tapes ? - Yeah. What are you looking for ?
- Yeah, to talk to you. - Which means the video store is ostensibly closed !
Uh, I don’t know… 3? 37!?! I’m 37!?!
- What did he say ? - He said at least he wasn't 36.
- Hell of a day. - To say the least.
No, it's never too late.
You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic,
[scoffs] Dick.
Forget it. l don't wanna deal with a guy that sells cigarettes to four-year-olds.
OH, INTERESTING.
- What part of Russia ? - l don't know. Do l look Like his fuckin' biographer ?
Men Alone II: The KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips,
and say, ""Please, Mr. Merchant of Death, sir, please,
A paper or something ?
Jesus, you got a one-track mind. It's always Caitlin, Caitlin, Caitlin.
Most of 'em just cheat on ya.
- l think it's coming ! - [ Falls On Floor ]
- I've been here since 11:00. - l hate it when l can't rent videos !
Well, everything happened so quickly, I guess l forgot he was back there.
Denise looking at JC date codes
- You're not really getting married ? - [ Scoffs ]
Uh, yeah. Back behind the oil. How long you staying ?
Every time l kiss you, I'm gonna taste 36 other guys.
Fucking dickhead.
THAT’S BEAUTIFUL MAN
- I'll give you a call, let you know. - All right.
One, l hate it when people can't shut up about the stupid tabloid headlines.
Cancer merchant!
- [ Redding ] Dante had the balls. - Nobody has another ball ?
I work in a shitty video store, badly as well.
- Five hundred dollars. - You're bullshittin'.
Damn, that's eerie.
How flattering.
Let me in !
COME ON, BERSERKER, GIRLS THINK SEXY
- You tell Veronica ? - One fight a day with Veronica is all l can stomach, thanks.
You know, that article's accurate. Caitlin really is getting married.
I'm playing hockey at 2:00.
I want to go to a good video store so l can get a good movie.
Why did you suck their dick ? Why couldn't you sleep with them Like any other decent person ?
Now, renting videos, that's gratuitous, not to mention illogical,
Watch the store while l go home and change ?
I feel good today, Silent Bob. We're gonna make some money.
[ Sighs ] Well, have you heard anything about either one of them ?
THAT WAS SNOWBALL. WHY DO YOU CALL HIM THAT?
I'm a curious party
Exactly.
They oughta put a warning on these things
<MUSIC> Take it anywhere l know Well, l promise you <MUSIC>
- Am l sure about what ? - Are you sure ?
<MUSIC> And I'm stuck in here <MUSIC>
36? In a row?
I like the cartoons. They make me laugh.
- Is that what you're getting at ? - Exactly.
I'll weld anything that moves!
- Be there ? - Making a male climax isn't at all challenging.
. .
God, that was so great !
sneaking around behind your back !
- Sure. - Good.
- I'm going to class. - Oh, my God.
and he insisted that l wear the ring anyway.
I'm an ex-boyfriend, and, well,
- Smell won't come off. - [ Door Opens ]
37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks In a row?
I give him five more minutes. After that, I'm calling the cops.
Just say nooooo! Just say nooooo!
but they don't all bring ya Lasagna at work.
- Caitlin's on the same wavelength ? - it's safe to say yes.
<MUSIC> it just brings me to laughter <MUSIC>
or tobacco-related products, to persons under the age of 18,
I deal with every backward-assed fuck on the planet.
No, everything's spelled fine.
- l feel nauseous. - Are you sure there was someone back there ?
Why don't you vent ? Vent your frustrations. Who pisses you off ?
Don't give the controllee to his kids h