Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because l loved you and wanted to see you...

- Just go open the video store. - [ Jay ] Open the video store !

Hey, you're not allowed to post here anymore!

- Jesus ! - She was swimming in the pool in the YMCA when it happened.

Something l read in the tabloids.

- What do you fight about ? - We don't fight about anything.

- Ow ! What'd you do that for ? - You're a pig !

- How'd you get home ? - Train. it took eight hours.

did he say "making fuck"?

Ooh ! Mini-truckin Magazine

are either one of these any good?

- He really wants to play metal ? - Yeah, he's got his own band in Moscow.

What's up, baby? What's up Sluts?

i saw styx taht corrocnt with erica mom and dad friend me well i have a good time ecxpt i had urite

- and I'm supposed to follow it, right ? - Exactly.

He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.

Well I didnt just deport myself!

- [ Dante ] l think you'd oughta leave. - You want me to leave. Why ?

<MUSIC> Find a reason to feel good <MUSIC>

12 Dicks! Shagg sucked 12 Dicks!! In a Row????

I would've told you, and you would've stopped calling me, like a baby.

- Fine. Just let me borrow your car. - Why should l loan you my car ?

Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback ?

- I'm gonna go to her wake. - No, you're not. it's today.

How do you know they're taking the right amount of change or even paying for what they take ?

My mother told me once that when l was three years old,

- She's been back there a long time. - There are no lights back there.

No time for love, Dr. Jones.

Cum Clean, Cum Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns III,

l think you can see her kidneys

I could never put my finger on it, but something just wasn't right.

Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way to your new house

Don't take this the wrong way, but, uh, I used to fuck her.

I'll fuck this bitch I'll fuck this bitch

Of course we're all gonna die someday ! Do we have to pay for it ?

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

[ Coughing, Clears Throat ]

- Ever backing down. - l don't back down !

<MUSIC> We'll find a reason to feel good <MUSIC>

and if you don't mind, I'd like to stew a bit.

- I'll bet you a million dollars he's a guidance counselor. - [ Dante ] Why do you say that ?

I know. I'm sorry, but when we started talking, it was like l forgot l had a boyfriend.

After dropping a bombshell like that, you owe me big.

- Thanks for the vote of confidence. - Was l right ?

- Hey, you're not allowed to rent here anymore ! - [ Jay ] Yeah !

- [ Man Moaning ] - [ Woman ] Uh, no. Oh.

<MUSIC><MUSIC> [ Humming ""Theme from Jaws"" ]

I’ll fuck anything that moves!

BITCH BITCH BITCH

- That's fuckin' funny, man. - Did he say, ""making fuck"" ?

-I'm not even supposed to be here today! -l know.

but, uh, maybe l could have something in the back there to read ?

My question is: How did she come to have sex with a dead man ?

There's nothing more exhilarating...

- We both eat Chinese. - [ Scoffs ] Dick.

- God, isn't he great ? - No. This is great.

Report stock increase

after a lapse in enrollment.

Bunch of savages in this town

YOU GOT MY ATTENTION!

I Don’t appreciate your ruse

I'm a customer engaged in a discussion with the other customers.

You've highly offended me

He's blunt but he's got a point....

<MUSIC> I guess I'm livin' day to day <MUSIC>

I'm not gonna miss what's probably gonna be the social event of the season.

They print any kind of shit in this paper.

Yeah, a real date. Dinner and a movie.

And you people-- Don't you have jobs to go to ? Get out of here. Go commute.

- There's no lights back there. - Why aren't there any lights ?

<MUSIC> Doin' coke, drinkin' beers <MUSIC> Pack o' ""rass,"" my good man.

There's a seminar about getting back into a scholastic program...

and the fact that you have to come in on your day off, why don't you quit ?

We can introduce the two of them. They may hit it off.

I convert this lead I'll convert anything that moves

I still get free Gatorade, right?

I hope it feels so good to be right.

- You know he's only going to come back and tell the boss. - Who cares ?

and my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.

37! Trump got indicted on 37 counts! In a row?

I don't know. Can't really tell from here.

How long you been smoking ?

Nobody's there. It's 4:00 on a Saturday.

You are very protective of him, Randal. You always have been.

You made a very wise choice. Keep up the good work.

- Plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers-- - Not just lmperialists.

Stop it. This isn't funny.

- Yeah. - Pretty girl ?

I mean, is it rough or is it cottony ?

Don't hold it against him. He just never got Caitlin out of his system.

Worki instead of Curveball

Are you calling me a liar?

it was just an elaborate ruse

- Can we ? - Really ?

Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

- Bitch, bitch, bitch. You want something to drink ? - Yeah, a Gatorade.

Hey, try not to suck any dick on your way to the prison cell.

I'm telling you, it wasn't my fault.

I saw one one time that said,

- [ Man ] You open ? - Yeah.

- Know what Sanford told me ? - l can't believe Caitlin's getting married.

Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback ?

37?!....shut up!

It's not like you laid the eggs yourself.

After the blow job, he likes to have it spit back into his mouth while kissing.

If you think 37 dicks are a lot, just wait and see, mister.

Would you give somebody that much money each week to kill you ?

EVERY TIME I KISS YOU, I'M GONNA TASTE 36 OTHER GUYS.

- I'm listening. She's leaving college and-- - And she's looking for support.

- l can't have everybody grabbing free drinks. - What responsibility ?

This job would be great if it wasn't for all the !@#$%^& customers

You think the average Storm Trooper knows how to install a toilet main ?

- Nobody. it was closed. - With this guy locked in here ?

[ Door Opening ]

Thanks. l thought l was going to have to go to the hospital.

Maybe there’s a rogue editor working for them.

- Shit, l gotta place an order. - Talkin' to myself here.

Jesus, when does he get back ? Tuesday ? You've gotta be fucking kidding me !

What did you like better: Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back ?

You hope what feels good? I hope it feels so good to be right.

-What time we get back from the funeral? -4:00, l think.

For good, cancer merchant !

- Because he's out of shape ! - Do l know you ?

Hey, try not to share any secret documents on the way through the parking lot!

What about what we do for you ?

With you ? l don't think so.

- l can't believe you're here. - Excuse me. Do you have--

Try not to lose any games on the way to the playoffs

The fact that there weren't any lights on made it so--

So if you gotta cry or something, I can get outta here.

-Oh, Jesus ! -it's a picture of a cancer-ridden lung.

I just believe in giving credit where credit's due,

[ Jay ] About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry.

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