Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

<MUSIC> it's making me sick <MUSIC><MUSIC>
Something just never sat right with me that second time around.
I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
My Current Sitch.....
I can't make changes in my life Like that. lf l could, l would.
I wanted to use your car. Snack cake.
This is where you're heading.
Yeah, hello, Sanford. Dante.
Vermont ?
- How you doing ? Just the soda ? - No, and a pack of cigarettes.
<MUSIC> Never want to be a haystack <MUSIC>
Hey, try not to blow any fuses on your way through the parking lot!
- Is he staying here ? - Nah, he's moving to the big city this week.
She's finishing college and about to enter the real world. That's scary for anyone.
The number's 812. My name's Wynarski. I wanted a movie tonight.
- l just told you. - There's more to this, isn't there ?
- [ Door Closes ] - l can't fucking believe you.
We both eat Chinese.
I-Look. l don't know thing one about chicks.
And l should break the disengagement news to my mother,
Hockey is hockey. At least we got to play.
You'll be missed.
<MUSIC> Would you like to suck my cock, berserker <MUSIC><MUSIC>
Are you sure ? Maybe there's a vindictive printer working for you.
- He's not invited. - He's your fiancé.
You both should be fired
""sell me something that will stink up my breath and clothes,
your ruse your cunning use of the uss donald cook to trick me
I told her that. She said she didn't need any.
All right, asshole. You're on.
Make sure he gets that.
They always pick the most intellectually devoid movie on the racks.
The New Jersey Division of Taxation called the Board of Health...
He asked me for it.
Yeah. So, Bob, you're a rude motherfucker, you know that ?
I'm offering you my body, and you're offering me semantics.
- You know. - What, your dick ?
Shark's in the salsa. Our shark.
<MUSIC> I'm outta here <MUSIC>
Well, I'll try to manage.
I just talked to her on Monday. We still hang out on weekends.
That's what high school was about: algebra, bad lunch and infidelity.
- Give me another ball. - There are no more.
Here, now l am a customer. I'm gonna buy some Chewlies gum.
- Call the police. - Why ? - No, don't !
Sometimes l think the only reason you come to work is to make my life miserable.
-covid merchant! -covid merchant!
- Typically male point of view. - How do you figure ?
- <MUSIC> it just brings me to laughter <MUSIC> - Shit !
Here, now l am a customer. I'm gonna buy some Chewlies gum.
I'd like to place an order.
The only people on board were Storm Troopers, dignitaries, lmperialists.
Sanford's brother dates her cousin. He found out this morning.
Now it's time to head over to Atlantic, drink some beers,
- Basically. - So when they blew it up, no problem. Evil's punished.
No tone either. You don't get enough exercise.
I hate it when I can't rent videos!
Sure. How 'bout the beach ?
The key word here is ""talk,"" Dante.
You know who l can do without ? The people in the video store.
It's called snowballing.
- You know what the real problem here is ? - l was born ?
<MUSIC> I guess I'm livin' day to day <MUSIC>
Practically everybody does it right on the window.
Hey, Trump, try not to get indicted on the way through the parking lot !
- Yeah, shit or get off the pot. - What are you talking about ?
- No, I'm serious. - Oh, my God !
- i don't watch movies.
- l think I've been on that one before. - Do you have a better suggestion ?
Like what ?
Hey, try not to babg any trash cabs on the way through the bases!
Put it Where it Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning,
- You'll sleep with anything that says yes. - Animal, mineral or vegetable.
37, My SPX sucked 37 Dicks in a row?
One Day I Will Ask for a return Favor, Capeesh? Merchant OF Death, We release You!
You're closed.
All right. You want me to bring the VCR over so we can watch this ?
37? I'VE HAD 37 BIRTHDAYS! IN A ROW?
I'm not dealing. What're you talking about ?
This is different! This is important!
You came for that too ? That's the movie l came for.
what are we doin' workin' here ?
Bitch, Bitch, bitch
[ Dante ] L Can Pass ! - How About Covering The Point ? Man, You Suck !
- You weren't paying any attention. - No, l wasn't.
Hey, wait a minute !
Thanks.
- Like it's that easy. - it is. You just up and quit.
- Like you're any better ? - l can whip your ass any day, pal.
this job would be great if it weren't for the fucking gamers
Noise, noise, noise Smokin' weed, smokin' weed
You will be missed.
<MUSIC> Suddenly everyone loved to hear him play his songs <MUSIC>
- l don't know. - I'd say about 60, 70, tops.
That’s fucked up man…..
I can't say for certain until we get him back to the lab, but my guess is...
- Can we not talk about this ? - Fine by me.
I convert this lead, I'll convert that lead. I'll convert anything that moves!
- You ! - No, who are the three, besides me.
Oh, l love a macho facade. It is such a turn-on.
Do we have to actually throw hard-earned dollars down on the counter...
Yes, I'd like to check on a misprint in today's edition.
You're Dante Hicks ? Oh, my God. I didn't even recognize you.
What’s up, sluts?
You will be missed Screw you! I’m going home
of why l came all the way here from Ohio--
I'm going to offer you some advice, my friend. Let the past be the past.
-Hey, what happened to all the Gatorade? -Exactly. They drank it all.
Oh, please. I'm surprised l didn't kill you.
- 37 ! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks! - in a row ?
Hey, Caitlin's in the back. You might want to check on her.
Fucking Nazi
<MUSIC> it's a good excuse to celebrate <MUSIC>
-Didn't l see her change your tire once? -Hey, l jacked up the car.
when you're done with that and l get off work ?
Actually, l once had to tag a kid that broke his neck trying to put his mouth on his penis.
-Olaf, what part of Russia are you from? -Moscow.
- Shut the hell up. - l swear.
You hate people! -But l love gatherings! Isn't it ironic?
She was supposed to meet Brad in a dark bedroom. She picked the wrong one.
You still didn't have to choke me.
""Space alien revealed as head of Time-Warner.
I'm gonna shit in the motherfucker's bag.
YOU'RE SO REPRESSED.
<MUSIC> I'm guessin' I'll just keep on guessin' <MUSIC>
- Well, what about these two ? - They suck.
how you could romanticize your relationship with Caitlin.
Happy Birthday! Time to kick back, drink shome beers, and shmoke some weed
I'm glad you calmed down a bit. Hi, Randal.
- She in here ? - This guy's going through all the eggs.
He didn't say a word. He didn't have to.
- The ostrich syndrome: If you don't see it-- - it isn't there. Yes.
- I'm not taking you to this funeral. - I'm going with you.