Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They got bigger titties in there.

There is nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

I'm not even supposed to be here today !

- Well, let's date. - Oh, l think Sang and... Veronica,

Huge Black Cocks With Pearly White Cum,

and instead of me lifting it, I shit my pants.

Say, young fella, I hate to bother you again,

Sang's just signed with a major firm, and he's gonna be pulling in a huge salary,

- Who are you kidding ? You can so. - Jesus H. Christ ! l can't !

and l like to have something to read while it's going on.

I wouldn't be allowed to spit water at that guy, but l did.

I think l can handle it.

You were over a half an hour late. And then all you do is come in here.

I want to laugh in your face so you realize that...

But l, uh, thought maybe you'd let me use it anyway.

He promised me he'd be here by noon !

He's blunt, but he's got a point

- Chess team Alan Harris ? - The two moved to Idaho together.

You got a wife and kids, the two-story in suburbia.

will result in a charge of criminal negligence,

- Please get the hell outta here. - You know I'm your hero.

- l can't believe I'm going to miss the fucking game. - At least we're stuck here together.

This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers

Oh, that was so cute.

- l don't remember. How many ? - including you ?

Why do l have this life ?

Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa.

You said you only had sex with three different guys ! You never mentioned him !

- You've gotta be shitting me. - You think I'm shitting you ?

Now, lose the skates, Dorothy Hamill, and open the fucking store !

Cute cat. What's its name?

Thats's Fucked Up Man

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

- Then l realized whose house it was. - [ Dante ] Whose house was it ?

But l didn't sell any cigarettes to any kids !

- <MUSIC> I can't even tell <MUSIC><MUSIC> - [ Jay ] <MUSIC> Smokin' weed, smokin' weed <MUSIC>

You're serious ? You wanna date again ?

Speaking as a roofer, l can tell you a roofer's personal politics...

Sky attempting to avoid discussing weird topics

I got it ! l got it ! It's mine, it's mine !

- We're not playing in the street. - Then where are we gonna play ?

Want me to do anything before l get out of here, man ?

Fine by me But you're in denial and suppressing rage, motherfucker

BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH HIM. YOU SUCKED HIS DICK!

Would you like some making fuck, Berezka

- [ Dante ] l can pass ! - How about covering the point ? Man, you suck !

Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. it ends on such a down note.

Tesla has recalled my truck Berserker

You know, any contractor willing to work on that Death Star knew the risks. If they were killed, it was their own fault

Bummer. Well, l gotta head back for the 1:30 class.

F*ck, f*ck, f*ck ! I'm not even supposed to be here today.

You definitely are the source in this area, and we're gonna shut you down for good !

And he said most of them were college guys l never even seen or met before.

- Randal ? - And having him tell me, that was just the weakest move ever.

Oh ! [ Screaming ]

You will be missed.

God, here l am, throwing myself at you, succumbing to your wily charms,

We got what, 3-1/2 minutes of Rodgers and it's over? Fuck!

13! The Phillies have won 13 road games! In a row?

try not to leak any documents on your way to the parking lot

- Yeah, we did. - Then who was operating the store ?

Oh, fuck you ! Fuck you, pal !

Something inside of me says it's time to give the old boy a serious try.

Well, this is my way of spitting water at life.

Here. Now i am a customer. I’m gonna buy some choward’s gum.

It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys.

Any person who sells or makes available tobacco,

Did you ever notice that all the prices end in ""9"" ?

- Where you going ? - Hey, listen, jerk. Until today, you never even knew...

<MUSIC> I'd just die for a piece of that pie but <MUSIC>

- What ? - lf title dictated my behavior as a clerk serving the public,

<MUSIC> We lived through another day <MUSIC>

- it was an accident. - Like someone knocks a casket over on purpose !

26.2! My girlfriend sucked 26.2 dicks! - in a row ?

The women that go through every gallon of milk, looking for that later date,

- What time you get finished ? - 8:00, but l have a sorority meeting 'til 9:00.

- He broke his neck. - That's embarrassing ?

- Don't you already have a girlfriend ? - [ Dante ] Yeah, Veronica.

About the biggest pair you've ever seen, dingleberry!

to let my education go to waste as a housewife.

<MUSIC> My face <MUSIC>

You know, tonight we're going to rip off this fucker's head, take out his fuckin' soul.

They told me if l could finish it in one day, l would double my price.

my president got 37 indictments in a row?

So you're gonna be miserable 'cause you don't have the guts to face change ?

It wasn't directed at you. I was making a broad generalization.

- Yeah, you close soon ? - in half an hour.

- Believe me, you'll get over it. - Give me a bit more credit.

- <MUSIC> Just save up all your nickels and dimes <MUSIC> - [ Engine Starts ]

Who eats cock ?

he was masturbating, his heart seized and he died.

You think you get stupid questions ? You should hear the barrage that l get.

Hey, try not to molest any mids

Girls think sexy.

What's its name? Annoying customer

They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good! I don't appreciate your ruse Ilan!

Hey, Trump, try not to get any more indictments on the way through the parking lot !

Us, we like to make ourselves seem so much more important...

Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

<MUSIC> Hell, yeah <MUSIC>

I wanna be your boyfriend, yes.

- One time, l called this girl ""mom."" - l hit the light, she freaks.

You argue with the customers, and l have to patch everything up.

Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.

I didn't sell cigarettes to any kids ! I swear !

I'm callin' out. Goin' to the hospital and visit Caitlin.

- Thirty-seven ? - Shut up !

And, yes, allow me to placate your ego.

Qui-gon jinn all the way

You know, she's marrying an Asian design major.

You're a lifesaver.

And if l see you again, I'm gonna break your fucking head open !

I love you ! Don't feel sick.

- Which ones ? - All of 'em.

We have a lot of shit to talk about.

Oh, come here, bitch. You like this ? Huh ?

- Well, let's hear it. - Well, the Milk Maids.

Put it Where it Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning

If they got killed, it's their own fault.

You forgot your keys.

Oh, l-I'm sorry. I guess we kinda got carried away.

I don't appreciate your ruse.

You hate people! But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?

[ Randal ] Aw, that's all bullshit, man.

I don't care if she's my cousin, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight.

Be there by 12:00 ? Where ?