Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BECAUSE I DID ONLY HAVE SEX WITH THREE GUYS.
I called the locksmith. He said the earliest he could be here is tomorrow morning.
Yo, what's up, baby? What's up, sluts?
especially since l rule.
I'M not even supposed to be here today!
I'm talking about this thing you have, this inability to improve your station in life.
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
- He was ? - it was so cool.
Shit !
Who's leading this mob ?
The swelling's not that bad, but the F.D.S. stings.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Oooh ! Navy SEALS !
[ Woman ] Who is he ?
What the fuck you talking about ? How many balls you bring ?
You're spending what, 20, maybe 30 dollars a week on your cigarettes ?
They raise sheep.
That's his fuckin metal face. Olaf girl nice?
That's sick, Dante.
Fuck. FUCK FUCK FUCK!
<MUSIC> Watch the world go by Surprising it goes so fast <MUSIC>
- She was pretty young, huh ? - Twenty-two. Just like us.
So, do you have any new movies in ?
A woman makes a guy come, it's standard.
- Didn't we have this discussion once before ? - We might have.
Shut the fuck up, junkie.
- No, really. What did l do that was so wrong ? - What don't you do ?
- Here you go. - What's this ?
Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here.
When you just lay perfectly still and let me do everything.
37! Gavin had 37 drinks!
- You knocked the casket over, for Christ's sake ! - l was just leanin' on it.
Did he just say making the penis?
Oh, man ! Hey !
This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking end users
Uh... 37? I'm 37?
- Yeah. - Forty. - Fifty-three.
I can't believe it. I haven't seen you in so long.
<MUSIC> Get me outta here <MUSIC>
That's fuckin' funny, man. Did he say, "my making"?
- You work in a video store ! - l work in a shitty video store.
Try thinking for yourselves before you pelt an innocent man with cigarettes !
- l think you can see her kidneys. - Why do you do things like that ?
- Tell me l don't have something to do with it. - You have nothing to do with it.
Maybe there's a rogue editor working for you.
- Are you open ? - Yes.
- Just the paper. - Thirty-five.
34? Hey, try not to commit any felonies on the way through the parking lot !
<MUSIC> We lived through another day <MUSIC>
[ Coroner ] Shock trauma. She's gonna need years of therapy after this.
- Come to think of it, my guidance counselor was kinda worthless. - See ?
Zues: Babe, I'm going out
And badly I might add
Okay.
- I'm not out of shape. - Can l have your name, please ?
Oh, Jesus. You're so caustic.
Hey ! Hey, you ! Get back here.
I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings.
Yeah. Do you remember Alyssa Jones ? She used to hang out--
<MUSIC> How l feel <MUSIC>
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Uh-- l don't know what to say.
- Yeah, but-- - Come on, boitshik ! What's the difference ?
She's not marrying that guy. She went home to tell her mom.
I’ll fuck anything that moves!
What's up, baby? What's up, sluts?
instead of working at a steady job.
Dante, you have a customer.
Hey, try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot
- They got bigger titties in there. - Here.
To trump supporters....
with this fuckin' faggot Dante.
Did he say “making fuck”?
All Farscape had was a bunch of muppets.
You think so ?
- l thought l was doing you a favor. - Oh, Jesus.
- [ Sighs ] This life. - ""This life"" ?
- Now leave me alone. - Oh, thank you, sonny boy.
You carry a torch for a girl you dated in high school.
And that made you feel better ?
Did he have the adult magazine when he came in ?
- What's it called again ? - Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Man I hate it when i can't rent videos
<MUSIC> Kill the drummer <MUSIC>
A LITTLE WORD O ADVICE : Sometimes You Got To Let Those Hard-To-Reach Chips Go."
I saw it happen in Food City, Like, last year. Different guy, though.
<MUSIC> Let's see what you find and you know <MUSIC>
- All her old classmates, to say the least. - This is beneath even you.
I convert this lead I'll convert anything that moves
Hey, Ronni. How you been, man ?
That's his fuckin' metal face.
I'm easy, but I'm not that easy.
Keep it.
- Don't you have a hockey game at 2:00 ? - Yes.
Do it Like jay
Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot !
You said yourself you have the rough stuff in the back.
- Do you really want that ? - lf it's already too late, l guess--
- How do you figure ? - What time did you get to work today ?
- Yeah. - No, you're loitering and causing a disturbance.
37! My Wife turned 37! In a row?
doin' shit for you all the time.
I'm not so young anymore and I'm, how do you say, a little incontinent.
I can't fucking believe this.
which is gonna cause quite a row considering she loves Sang.
- All they know is killing. - So they bring in independent contractors.
Almost midway through the work week
I asked him why nobody ever called the manager, and he said it happens...
34, he’s guilty on 34 charges In a row?!
And a pack of cigarettes.
- Could be. - it has never been like that before.
casualties of a war they had nothing to do with.
Can you imagine being halfway decent to the customers sometimes ?
That's his fucking tactics face.
I never thought you capable of such a blatant disregard of store policy.
you buckle like a belt.
- Why don't you open the shutters? Get some sunlight in here. - Someone jammed gum in the locks.
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Jim blowing Bill Like a circus seal
<MUSIC> In the big charade <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> No one knows nothin' about me <MUSIC>
No. To an Asian design major.
after all the talking we've been doing.
Shit, my grandmother used to say, ""What's better ?
I was gonna tell you, but we were getting along so well, I didn't wanna mess it up.
Like 10:00, or ten after.
What ?
-He only speaks Russian ? -He speaks some English, but he cannot speak it good like we do.
I thought that place was supposed to be open at 11:00. it's 11:20.
I think I'll drink it in here. Thanks.
In the next week's paper, they said,