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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
You should have that stamped on the head of the cock:
He had a car accident. He died.
Like auditing a class? - No, because you're never--
Well, it's not that weird, you know?
That's really what marriage is.
You're asking me because I'm gay?
Because it causes blood...
Hey, Rick, is it true there's a club in this city called Jerks...
But are you interested to know what it might mean to gay men?
Frigging creepy, right?
If nobody ever told me not to **** animals....
Is there cock meat over your mirror in the bathroom after you floss?
...to be given a stake to be burned on...
You just signed a paper that guarantees...
Jesus Christ, what are you people thinking?
Wait, is this high-low? Yes, it's high-low.
I mean, you're holding that.
I walk outside, it's-- There's not much traffic.
I thought, "Okay, now I'm gonna start--" See, you kind of like go up like this:
There's a club like that? It's not a club per se.
Yeah. Okay, so whip it out.
Well, that's it. You're divorced.