Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? Come on, whip it out.
What's that feel like? - What?
Well, you could just watch.
Seven of hearts, five-- Know what you can do with this?
...if I found myself alone on planet Earth, no other humans...
That's where they get the term "diesel dyke."
...that traveled you 14 years.
Now, in the Middle Ages...
Oh, my God. Nightmare.
Like if a time machine was a box that you get in...
No. To be honest, no.
Say hi.
I'm your brother and I'm upset.
It's like a floating party. Meets in different locations every week.
...to be sure you're alone on the Earth even.
No, I have a good imagination.
I mean, just picturing you touch another guy's dick, that's gross.
What about you?
Last year, I lost 90 percent of my health and well-being.
Well, don't say that. No, that's all right. Nobody stays like that.
When you use it onstage, I can see it's funny and I don't care.
And so getting divorced is like stepping out of a time machine...
Okay, sorry.
I thought masturbation meant only one person.
It's-- I look at it positively. It's change. Change happens.
Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
Mr. Married, with the wife, you had the kids, and now you got nothing.
You want a shot? No.
Stop. Stop telling this. I'm gonna puke.
...the word "faggot" really means a bundle of sticks used for kindling in a fire.
Nick-approved. Nick's face.
What are they in, a candy dish?
What are you looking at?