Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...to be sure you're alone on the Earth even.
No. To be honest, no.
It's-- I look at it positively. It's change. Change happens.
Well, don't say that. No, that's all right. Nobody stays like that.
Well, you could just watch.
Last year, I lost 90 percent of my health and well-being.
What's that feel like? - What?
What are they in, a candy dish?
Say hi.
You want a shot? No.
Nick-approved. Nick's face.
I mean, just picturing you touch another guy's dick, that's gross.
...that traveled you 14 years.
...the word "faggot" really means a bundle of sticks used for kindling in a fire.
When you use it onstage, I can see it's funny and I don't care.
Seven of hearts, five-- Know what you can do with this?
Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
Okay, sorry.
No, I have a good imagination.
I'm your brother and I'm upset.
Now, in the Middle Ages...
That's where they get the term "diesel dyke."
What are you looking at?
Stop. Stop telling this. I'm gonna puke.
I thought masturbation meant only one person.
And so getting divorced is like stepping out of a time machine...
What about you?
...if I found myself alone on planet Earth, no other humans...
It's like a floating party. Meets in different locations every week.
What? Come on, whip it out.
Oh, my God. Nightmare.
Mr. Married, with the wife, you had the kids, and now you got nothing.
Like if a time machine was a box that you get in...