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Something you said to me that--
My God, you showed up.
And you guys ask me this shit every time I'm here.
You interested for any particular reason? You need a breath mint, my friend.
Well, you told me to--
It's like she's almost crushing dicks into like a dick diamond...
I'm just saying, you know? Your life looks pretty bleak.
Really? What?
Wow.
I was married when I was 28, divorced when I was 42, so I was married 14 years.
That's what it's like. I got married when I was 28...
Don't want to. Well, City Jerks is a gathering...
You don't understand what exponential means.
To cocks and balls. Sure.
No.
What are you, stupid? What?
And she just shoves them in there, just comp-- It's just compressed.
Yeah, okay.
All right! I get it!