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Yeah, I am interested. Well...
Wait a minute, I'm not finished.
I get it, okay?
That's a legitimate question. I know it is.
I'm just saying, you know? You've always been this guy.
Dude, you're divorced. That's just weird.
You're my sister.
Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah
What, sex with women?
Now, this year, I've lost 90 percent of that 10 percent...
Ka-ching. Ching.
...and the nurse comes in and just shuts the machine off.
If no one--
Two gets a nine, that's flushing, queen gets a jack.
That's why they call it City Jerks.
...has probably had that word shouted at them...
I'm upset. I'm upset. Could you shut up?
So I had 10 percent of what I did the year before.
Nice. Yeah.
But really, as a comedian and a gay guy. You're the only gay comic I know.
I mean, I have feelings too.
And here I am.