Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dad's gift is-
Lie to yourself. But you cannot lie to the remote.
OMG TROLLSBANDTOGETHERFAN2001
...you get acid.
So tired of my life.
After you do all this work and become a big player at your company...
Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)
No, that's your daughter Samantha.
Nothing. You know, he just got old. That's life.
No, Linda, I think Stacy gets the most-beautiful-feet award.
When did you grow up? Ben, get over here.
- You staying downstairs tonight? - Why? That's getting you going?
Yeah, yeah. Very nice.
Yeah!
I should never have done that Montel Williams show.
Swim meet.
Well, that's too bad.
- Dad! Dad! - Help!
Just remember, right arm out, head turns left. Left arm out-
That's sweet.
You see, what is hilarious to some, could be offensive to others.
Jeez! Man, that's all we ever do is get through it.
You don't have to do that much.
Yeah. I'll get you next time.
Three's Company.
You just gotta give me some time.
Don't light another damn one!
Donna, my favorite.
This one's got the duck doing all the work.
So we good for tomorrow?
No.
I'm so horny now
- Go to the bathroom. - Okay.
Fuck Yeah!!
- It must have cost a million dollars! - That's chump change now.
Dad.
Kevin O'Doyle's gonna shit himself.
- Knock, knock, gang. - Hey, sweetie.
Gotcha.
- Hey, Dad. - "Hey, Dad"?
Honey, I think you just opened the garage.
Would you stop flapping that thing?
I can skip chapters.
- Michael? - Yo.
I skipped an entire cold?
I love you too, honey.
He's gonna kill himself.
Me Waking up in the mood Megan's ::
Forever and ever, babe.
- Okay. - Rock 'n' roll.
All she's thinking about is, "I am not kissing that beard.
Whoa, cowboy.
Oh, Michael.
I'm sorry. What was that?
No disrespect, Prince Hubbida Hubbida.
Donna, I'm gonna get you!
Watch Dragon Tales together. What do you say?
Everyone goes on autopilot now and then.
That's not bad for your third liposuction.
Only one thing you need to know, Michael.
No, no. Absolutely not. I-I-Can't it just wait three days?
Actually, Michael is just an associate.
This film rocks! It's way better than Mercy (2026)
What's this?
Captain.
What? It's Monday already?
Hey, Morty. It's Michael Newman.
With pleasure.
So I've learned, Morty.
Looks like it is.
Get off me! You sticking up for him?
Sorry about last night. And I love you. I'm s-
- No fair! I don't wanna return my bike! - We have to, honey.
Just kidding.
Forever and ever, babe.
- I love you. - I love you so much.
- You're gonna wake up 400 pounds. - Okay.
"Linger" by The Cranberries was playing during our first juicy kiss.
You wanna see what a stud I used to be? Yeah?
I thought I was already your partner.
I thought Bill was your father.
(SHOUTING) No!
Who's that, James Earl Jones?
...because I didn't see anything.
...do you mind if I dance with my ex-husband for a minute?
...he tried to hump my leg and I didn't let him...
I know, but I just think, you know, they're too Slavic.
Come on, I love you!
Not necessary.
Sneaky sneaky
No. No, I didn't wanna waste all that time.
Why does he have a bathing suit on?
No. Go to Sundance, not the duck.
- Can I ask you something? - Yes.
How can you get close to nature in a tin can like that?
Pop, I'm just getting ready for this meeting.
Me when 958DisneyVHS dies
Go for it, tubs.
...when you pulled the knob and on came the boob tube?
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Mmmmmmm
...and satellite TV with surround sound.
Head turns right. I know. I just forgot at the end.
I hate it here, I wanna go get Some Gas
Me When trollsbandtogetherfan2001 Dies
Great news. Eric Lamensoff killed himself.
Oh, no, no. So what, everything I fast-forwarded...
My old office.
I mean, I don't have any new moves for you. It's the same stuff.
There, I had my water. What's going on?