Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's just-It's fast-forwarding on its own now.
Of course I'm happy, our son just got married.
It's due Tuesday. If I don't finish, I'm off it, so...
Me too, bubbala. Me too. Me too. It's beautiful. Beautiful.
Me when IceSay died
When was it? Like, six years ago?
All right, please, please just read my note.
Maybe that's a penis.
...licking.
I did. I did.
Hey, you said you gotta go. Go already, man.
- Stop, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - No, I have the heart attacks.
The floor is so mushy and slippery. Feels good on my feet.
You're still a young man, baby. Happy Birthday Husband.
...plastic surgery is a hassle.
I think I smell marijuana in it.
Show some respect, you pieces of shit!
I love you, son.
Okay? I'm just glad you're here.
Hey, Dad. Sorry to bug you.
These guys are Japanese. They can't wait for their fish to cook.
No, no, no. You got more.
Don't give me that look.
That way we can get the hell out of this dump, go to T.G.I. Friday's...
Great. See you later at happy hour with Prince Habadabee.
- Oh, my God. - Help! Help!
You just got here, Dad. I saw you.
...I can reexperience any part of my life I want to.
- Julie and I can go to Italy anytime. - No.
- Okay, sweetie. Calm it down. - No, no!
Whoa, hey, hello.
I gotta get back to work. Can't we just do it?
So that's what I'll do.
I'm sick of this.
Fast-forward me to my promotion.
Yeah. Why not, why not?
Look, Michael, I'm trying to have a civilized relationship with you...
It's not my fault.
...long before you ever met me.
Ten for you. Thirty for you.
You gotta tell me how you do the quarter trick, it's driving me crazy.
I agree with you, Michael. You know how hungry I am?
Wait a sec!
You should get some work done.
Pretty sweet, eh?
Wait, hold on a second, Trudy. I gotta say hi to your son.
We gotta postpone the camping trip.
Michael Speedo- Michael Newman. Sorry.
Go.
Ben's wife...
This is not the life I wanted.
Ben!
Even the office slut.
Thank you. Thank you, guys. My family thanks you.
I'm a schlub?
Yeah, come here, I'll freshen your breath.
...I said to myself, "Let's smash the mold and redefine elegance."
I quit, I quit. Thanks for everything, all right, but I-
You know who I am.
No, no. I want to. I want to. It's-I'm on autopilot.
Shut up, James Earl Jones!
Michael, just hit menu.
Ten years, you're not finished yet?
However, if you invite us over for dinner more-
goonbait
...and all the guys are gonna be hitting on us.
Que le gustan de buen calibre? Que pena…
Come on. Pocahontas is off duty. I'm out of here.
.
I LOVE IT! IT'S SIMPLY AWESOME
Don't you know it.
All right, leave me alone. Leave me alone.
...I won't be able to work for a year and have to plan 10 more vacations.
Honey. We can't argue, okay? No more arguing.
Should I do my work and become partner now? I think so.
Yeah.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I NEVER CHECK. NEED TO.
- Michael. - Yes.
...since he was your age.
Absolutely not, that's gonna hurt me."
message to 958DisneyVHS
Duh, my boyfriend, the hottest handsome guy in school, hello?
And put big drain in floor for wet T-shirt contest.
Ben!
Amazon
You want me to open the garage for you?
My son has a swim meet tonight that I have to get to s-
You look-You look good.
Can we watch Blue's Clues please?
Before we order, I was looking at our proposal. You know what?
Bed. Bed.
- You're gonna make me cry, Dad. - You don't-You don't have to go.
They lied to me, I guess.
Can you take me to the last time I saw him, please?
- Great. - They could have a sleepover instead.
TROLLSBANDTOGETHERFAN2001
Dope is for dopes, buddy!
Took that bastard a year to promote me?
JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM
So, Michael, I had a wonderful idea.
Me when Trollsfan2009 dies
- We did it? - Well, you did.
- Excuse us for a moment. - Absolutely, Mr. Watsuhita.
Opening to Disney/Pixar Hits 2009 CD
Family comes first.
- Why are you crying? - I'm dizzy from the operation.
MESSAGE TO OSAMA BIN LADEN
I'm sorry about your father.
- I get the paper. - I got the crayons.
- What's going on down here? - Ben. Ben!
Okay. I'm up.
Go get them, Michael! Speech!
Mr. Newman.
Mr. Ammer, if you need female companionship this weekend...
Michael, you have a phone call.
Where's the box? Does it come with directions?
Ohh my god, i'm a fat guy!!!
You're just jealous because Donna and I are going to the gym...
Two queen beds, full kitchen, steam shower...
I believe we're sometime after your conception.
Good one, Donna.
Here.