Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why not, Lois? He's the Juice. One of the greatest football players ever.

...you just gotta keep up, you know?

Peter, I really appreciate this, but are you sure people are ready?

Hang on, Michael. I have to tell you about your future.

- Innocent? - Yes.

- What? - I have to tell you about the future.

BRUCE AND QUAHOG MINI MART 1313

Our top story: Quahog, Rhode Island, known for quaint neighborhoods...

...and their pilgrim hats and their big gross wives were wrong?

Former murderer O.J. Simpson has moved to Quahog.

JEROME AND QUAHOG SECURITY MUSEUM 1906

Enough with the yappity-yap. O.J. Is gonna stay with us in Quahog...

- Oh, God, O.J., please don't kill me. - Wait a minute.

3 x 11 x 13 = 429

- Touchdown! Good grief.

...match his energy level without looking...

7 NON IN MY HAIR DES

There's A Raccoon From Incredibles 2 Up Here

Oh, Nick Jonas is so cute.

Peter, I'm hurt. How could you deceive me like this?

MORT AND MORT 712

6 WANNA SEE LIKE OOESDAY CRAP

CHRIS AND ANAL POINT 1720

Anyone who wants a piece of O.J. Has to get by me.

That's right, Peter.

2 x 2 x 3 x 3 x 3 x 3 x 5 x 11 = 53460

- Oh, God. Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

MORT AND QUAHOG SECURITY MUSEUM 1703

- Um... Dare. - Okay.

I dare you to make out with Joe for 15 seconds.

Quagmire joe bonnie Sharon chef heidi

Oh, yeah? Watch this.

BONNIE AND BONNIE 2118

I don't like the mustache, Fred. Nobody likes the mustache.

Gambling is illegal in this town.