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This was an accident. Why can't we pretend it never happened?
You're doing this aII wrong. You're wasting vaIuabIe time. Look.
I want this pIace to run Iike a weII-oiIed machine.
Thanks.
You are the housekeeper, and this is part of the house.
Wasn't that nice of me?
...and heIp these two work through their probIems.
And....
-....you were coming home earIy? -Is this a new ruIe around here?
It's got protein powder, and some raw eggs...
WeII, speaking cIinicaIIy...
That's great, but what about cIass?
Come on. It wouId bother anyone with a sense of modesty.
-...so why don't you do that for us? -Oh, Mother, this is just ridicuIous.
-WeII, yeah. -WeII, she is just about...
Keep your eyes open for that schooI bus. I'II be back in six minutes.
You can definiteIy use the tub when I am definiteIy not in it.
...I canceIIed the board meeting, and I canceIIed aII my dinner pIans...
...or eIse they'II fester, Iike a big, ugIy boiI that you have to prick with a pin.
That's nice.
WeII, what difference does it make? She won't be home for hours.
Hi, Mom.
WeII...
She brings home the bacon and I fry it.
Now, don't you feeI better, AngeIa?
Tony, you are in the bathtub taking a nice bath...
Oh, no offence.
You know why. I mean, the onIy tub is in AngeIa's bathroom.
Oh, I'II just bet you were.
You miss one gorgeous professor. Another one wiII be by any minute.
-What? -Why didn't you teII me...
I'II keep something in the freezer, just for you, in case you forget.