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I'II teII you what. If you find anything too personaI to mention...
Because I'm not used to having peopIe wander into my bathroom.
Here, drink up.
...but these, these siIk things...
The cIosest I ever came to a professor...
Who are you? What are you doing at my door?
No, I don't know. I feeI siIIy.
Okay, I understand.
I wiII go upstairs and drown myseIf in a hot tub.
I got a pot of coffee going. You want a cup?
I hate to bother you, but my car broke down.
-You don't know what you're missing. -It's a chance I'II have to take.
And sometimes, I Iove to take bubbIes baths.
Go on.
-You work for Mona's daughter? -Yeah, you know.
-Hi, Dad. -Oh, hey. Look who's home.
Yeah. Right down to my Fettuccini AIfredo.
Hey!
WeII, why don't you Iock the door?
Tony, may I see you for a minute?
Oh. I won the basebaII pooI. See you.
So Tony saw your bare buns.
Not a bad idea.