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I can't Vince, I just can't do it.
Are you going to be wearing those hats tonight?
It's a pretty delicate procedure getting him out.
- Not interested? - No, I'm a rock star now.
- # Dee dee dee dee-dee # - Shut your mouth.
(Clears throat)
The man was a genius. What about this guy?
M Series Macs VRAM, RAM, It's all the same to me, baby
- I do know. Oh, yeah. - I heard you were pretty good.
(# Flurry of notes)
Barney who is barney
Yorkshire. What is Yorkshire?
Yeah, that is pretty good. Look, I'll get someone else.
I've had three lattes and an Americano. I'm blazing.
- lt seems like a lot. It's fine, honestly. - No, it's not that. I can't do the gig.
I've been inside Charlie Parker, I've been inside Miles Davis,
I can play bassoon, that's the irony of that.
Stop saying that. lt sounds weird.
No way. Not that simpleton.
There's two of them, two of us. lt will be like the indie ABBA. lt'll be perfect.
- Drink it back up. - No. I hate jazz.
- Shut your mouth. - # Dee-bop, shweebop #
- Vince, that's not it. - Yeah, whatever. This is bullshit.
Lock up when you're done.
- Yes. Right. - I'll deal with this.
(Bleep) the animals. They're all a bunch of (Bleep).
Howard, there's a job opening here as a barrel monkey with your name on it.
- Ran the website. - He came up with this.
- You don't want to anger Walt. - Why?
- I bet that took ages. WaIt's got millions. - lt didn't take long because I didn't do it.