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my father was killed trying to find food for us.
( fog horn bellowing )
just make the boat go that way, kind of.
well, 'cause, dude, i'm jewish.
i mean, i mean, look, look at this guy ?!
* somalian pirates we
* people spouting "howdy neighbor" *
uh, goddamn it, people.
* and meet some friends of mine *
to be a pirate ?!"
( school bell ringing )
"your life of boredom is at an end
but, guys, g-i-n-g-e-r's
every day i dream that i can go to school,
the pirates' life isn't a life of fun and adventure.
well, there's really not that many of us.
all right, seriously, you guys,
have a good day !
i hate everyone you fucking bitchass
i'll even help pay for your ticket !
a life without rules, without homework and chores !
all hands on deck !"
my family and friends are going to die.
nice ! * with a yo ho ho
you guys cannot leave the pirate club now !
the fuck are you pirates doing ?!
it's all right, he couldn't have gone far.
you five boys are all booked through
surrender your plunder
we found them adrift in a life boat, sir.
yeah, maybe we should think about this.
i'm the captain of this outfit !
le light saber terrible !
you guys-- the fuck ?!
on the phone.
* somalian pirates
i don't know where you people get off
i helped convince him to go !
the whole world has used somalia
taco salad or hoagie sandwiches.
your little brother's run away from home !
is the crew okay ?
it isn't safe.
that's good ! now bring 'er around topside !
and let us get out of here.
this is water in a dixie cup !
there's sure to be lots of bootys out here !
clear-blue water with skull islands.
"i was going to puke my balls out through my mouth.