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dude, i'm a pirate !
what are you talking about, dude ?
* somalian pirates we
at my house ? why my house ?
you're a disgrace to blackbeard !
you should run away to mogadishu.
Well,we’ll,well,welll...
* ample parking day or night *
he's not just staying at their houses ?
we be lookin' fer a ship to pirate with !
no it's not, you made me run away and be a pirate
and live the life we've all dreamed of !
the fuck is this ?
this is the good life, huh ?
sir, the pirates appear to have
please get it out of here.
the fuck ?
* so with a yo ho ho -- *
* we'll shoot you in the face with glee... *
it's all paid fer' on me mudder's credit card.
if i can you and abdikarim
( men speaking in somali )
oh, gerald, what are we gonna do ?!
so we wanted to come here and be pirates !
(SOBBING)
yeah !
KEVIN! GOD DAMMIT!
i mean, sure, it's easy to think our lives
really, you guys, what kind of pirates are you ?!
i can't help but take some credit for this.
somalia ? where's that ?