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what's port ?
well, 'cause our lives sucked back home.
whoa !
tellin' ye' what to do all the time ?!
oh, sure, guleed.
why would you do that ?
i have an entire pirate crew willing to do anything for me !
do you have a thirst for adventure
why did you americans come here ?
excuse me, where are the pirates ?
* we left our homes and we left our mudders *
and not just scared because i might get killed
now enough small talk, lads !
we can finally leave this crappy town
Pronhub p Please p
let me handle this.
the land of pirates awaits !
* we'll brave the squalls and bust your balls *
have been rescheduled to next tuesday.
please inform your parents.
yes, blah blubbb blah blah-- thank you.
you just couldn't stand that we were living in paradise
i think cartman really ran away to somalia.
Pronhub
me and my crew are gonna go on piratin' forever !
in the cafeteria you said somalia was awesome.
"dear mommy and daddy, i am running away.
and, uh, hashmish, is it ?