Yes You Can't - Strangers with Candy [S02E01]

Why don't you tell all of us Roos what you learned from Mr. Jellilek?

But that's okay.

I'm an artist now, so... I want the rent now.

And so can you.

So you want to be a painter.

Meatballs.

Just so we can figure out if this machine actually works.

I'd like to thank Dr. Williams for helping you gas.

Well, I guess what I learned is...

I don't know, Jerry.

You are a fruit.

Well, Mr. Produce Man, technically it's a nut, and I think they're delicious.

Can I have my job back, please?

Why don't you run along now, Jerry?

Well, you're willing to ruin your whole life just to follow some dream.

Oh.

Let's see what that correlates to in the back, and we will know what career you are best suited for.

You are a failure.

You'll like this next exhibit.

Almost there.

I want to be a gangster with a crew and knee-deep in bitches.

32 years ago, I dropped out of high school and ran away from home.

But you know something?

Well, dismissed.

How's the after-school job you're doing during school going?