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- Oh, man, I love you right back.
- Um, Phyllis Wilson, you said?
- You can leave now. - All right, sorry.
Phyllis Wilson--34F.
- Who's in here?
Thanks, [bleep]-tard.
Can't live with 'em, can't...
- Whoa, heads up. Coffee's for closers.
- You guys are dope. - You are.
- Very good, Adam.
[laughter and cat-calling]
Oh, I dropped my popcorn.
- Oh, hey, uh, is it garbage day?
Chocolate for you, chocolate for you.
You slide the poo disc through Jillian's window,
- Hey, I know what you're thinking--
- Yeah, some real manly male fire-men.
- I'm sorry. What was that?
- Oh, hey, would it be easier
of Darjeeling Limited Edition Tazo tea.
We are now...
- You can't stand for that bull[bleep]!
- All right. - Whoa!
Sister! [laughter]
- Ooh. Okay, turn, so I can see.
- Yeah, well, right now you're acting like a number two.
Treat us thusly.
that allows very large-breasted women
You would look so much prettier
I'm done. - What?
[toilet flushes]
- * I'm fresh
- That's what I'm talking about.
[suspenseful music]