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I don't know if either of you are concerned,
for a married, adult man is his mother.
that an old man wants to feel necessary
Look at all this food we never eat.
Well, which is it?
I say walk over and give him a big hug.
Nobody pays for anything in this country.
Why do we try so hard at Christmas? I...
Sharing my gift with the world.
All right! (cheering)
$2,000 a year on coffee.
Uh, well, not in a while.
Sounds good, be right there.
Hot dogs and rice-- where's the bun?
and the permits are taking longer than they're supposed to.
Is there anything else?
you need money, I'll loan you the money.
No new food
Like Mom tells us to do to you when she wants something?
I was gonna go last week, but I guess they moved
Yay!
That's not my role in the family; it's you versus us,
but how's our emergency rainy day fund?
But they're both Meg Ryan.
That's not happening. No, it's not.
(laughs)
but that's not gonna change.
But it's the biggest job we've ever done.
(both slurp)
Boy, I like hearing that in the bathroom,
he was choking on a meatball.