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The librarian's not even here.
This is a nightmare, you got to get rid of him.
I mean, they are the first thing I think about when I wake up
I'll tell you what,
because now it's an Outback Steakhouse.
we're gonna prioritize camp over everything else
(sighs)
they wouldn't even give me a lollipop.
He was too big for the baby scale,
Well, sure I do.
What are you doing?
No, no, of course not. (chuckles)
Ruh-roh.
so I'm thinking that your short-term pain
(laughs) (whooping, applause)
we'd never fight about money.
and you won't have to wash
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There's some very private videos in here with me in them.
I mean, you already hooked me. Who are you trying to impress?
What's happening? Are you cleaning?
Oh, Ma, you don't have to apologize for him.
...or keep it the same,
when we were kids.
I'm not sure I can get it back.
I never knew that!
Well, I wanted to get a look at how you're running things
Boop.
Absolutely.
So, uh, what brings you around?
And then afterward, we're gonna stop by my gym
because you can't control your urges.
Why do we have five bags of rice?
Something tells me we're gonna be a lot closer