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a librarian fall in love with me...
after this three-hour journey.
Is this an office or a Ramada Inn?
Uh, I just think I should host it.
(knocking on door)
I had no idea his wife was plotting behind my back.
All he wants is to feel needed.
I'm not a sore loser.
It's just me by myself.
We don't get paid until we start the job,
Oh. It was like pushing out a buffalo.
Oh, Adam, Andi, this is out of nowhere.
Hey, Dad, um...
We should be rolling in the dough.
I need to put you two on a budget.
and give you a hand with the cooking.
(laughing): Yeah.
This place'd just be called Burns Brothers Wood Counting.
Well, I have more expenses than he does.
We just thought it was important to tell you
50 bucks a month for the gym?
Y-You need to offer him love.
Well, I did everything I could.
In a way, that was almost worse than what I was expecting.
But I have to put down the kids' deposits
It's like a Meg Ryan movie.
Why do you think he was snooping around your office
I'm saving them for us. Aw.
for summer camp or we'll lose our spot.
I'm fine.
No, no, no, no.