Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your only chance of surviving this scandal...
Sorry to fly off the handle.
I've grown accustomed to her face.
But pictures are better than words...
You should be striving to thwart my noisome misdeeds.
Have you the moral authority to lead?
Today at Buddy Cianci Junior High, an egg drop conducted by teacher...
"l'm very grateful she's a woman
That's okay, Lois. l enjoyed it.
I know I don't,
For starters, we're making sex education more fun.
The matron of prattle has left me in your ward.
Come on, you can't even handle losing at checkers.
Your mother is right, son. Listen to what it says.
We'll continue this discussion tonight, young man.
Oh, honey. Maybe.
...always equals the sum of the squares of the other sides.
"l've grown accustomed to her face
Maybe something about education?
"Her smiles, her frowns, her ups, her downs
I'm getting word that the Quahog SchooI Board...
Look, Chris' school is on TV.
I've grown accustomed to her face
Chris Griffin. He got it from his dad.
Aren't l the wicked one?
Hey, you guys. Lois, you running for School Board?
Don't you remember me? l was your favorite student.
I am gonna run like the Six Million Dollar Man.
...is to claim that Lois gave your boy the pornography.
Sorry to fly off the handle. Here, let me see that.
Stewie, l've told you before, don't eat dirt. lt's disgusting.
...has just dismissed RandaII Fargas, ending his 32-year teaching career,
Are you and Dad gonna get a divorce?
...but this is grown-up time and l'm the man.
...that Lois Griffin is not the kind of person they want running their schools.
But here's something everyone can understand!
And I swear to God if any of you do anything else stupid, we're taking it to 30 million. Excuse me Miss, I have to say something.
That's why, if I'm eIected, I promise to fight for competent teachers...
Now boarding the heIicopter,