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Even if winning means spending time out of the house and away from my family.
Matter of fact, l'm the most non-competitive. So l win.
l remember when l first noticed girls starting to develop.
- Is that it? - No, this is it,
Hey there, spud with the mud.
So you're saying you're not only a bad father, but a bad husband, too?
...from Lois versus Peter, Griffin versus Griffin...
There's quite a crowd outside.
Tonight she takes on her greatest chaIIenge, Peter Griffin...
I won't! And guess what else? You're getting sued for medical malpractice because you took away her most beloved gift from her: her sweet silvery soprano voice. Okay okay what's the damage, what are we looking at here?
"Like breathing out and breathing in
"I didn't give those magazines to my son,
So you're caIIing me a Iiar?
l haven't witnessed pandemonium like this since Ridiculous Day down at the deli...
- Glen, would you mind holding Stewie? - Said and done.
Oh, my God. He's gonna wipe that species off the face of the earth!
King me.
Don't feel bad, Mom. All my friends think you're hot!
"Of suns and worlds l nothing had to say l see mankind's self-torturing pains"
I am so freaking wasted!
Lois, you seen my pants?
Why don't you go say hello?
As a piano teacher, I know how difficuIt the education process can be,
You even taught me how to dance just in time for the prom.
Hey, Dad. Thanks.
l'm not giving that lunatic his job back and that's final.
"Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you