Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, yeah. Right.
Because l need those socks.
...announced today she's puIIing out of the race,
Lois, what's with the sign?
Peter, that wasn't you,
No, Lois. The janitor'll do that.
l'm gonna stop you the only way l can...
Out of the house? Why, l'd be free from your oppressive gynocracy!
Take out your scalpels, kids. We're going to dissect a clown!
Great. You can get Mr. Fargas his job back.
Thanks, Connie. l'm very excited about our progress in revamping our schools.
Wow, check out the rack on.... Mom?
I say, Iook where my hand is!
It's in a very naughty pIace,
Oh, Chris!
Any questions?
Lois, l got a joke for you. How many losers does it take to make me breakfast?
You watched it Iast night,
- Wow! Miss December! - Yep, the old skin bin.
- Peter, that's enough! - Eats babies,
But winning without honor isn't really winning at all.
Because if we don't teach our kids to read, how will they ever know what's on?
Jeez, Mr. Fargas, what happened to you? Somebody give you a fun-ectomy?
I want to help him
And I swear to God if any of you do anything something stupid, we're taking it to 30 million. Excuse me Miss I have to say something.
Look at all of Lois' signs!
This campaign literature must be posted today to get you into office...
Don't even talk to me, Peter. You humiliated your own wife!
lf that vile woman were here, she'd prove a worthy adversary.
...with books of some of our greatest movies and TV shows.
The chiIdren of Quahog are our greatest treasure,
"She almost makes the day begin
...then l am gonna run like the Six Million Dollar Man.
lf there's one thing l can do, it's play to a crowd.
...our students'll be so smart they'll be able to program their VCRs...
"Vagina junction, what's your function?
l'm just kidding. French toast, please.
Peter! Come on! Stop, Shut up! You guys shut up!
Damn!
Like this?
"laugh 'n' cry