Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Even worse, I turned a beautifuI gift from Lois into something cheap and tawdry,
Lois, what's with the sign?
l mean, l can handle ugly. But this is like circus ugly.
...Quahog's native son, seIf-described Huguenot, don't know what that means...
l'm gonna drop off some campaign flyers in the teachers' lounge.
Chris, your mother wants me and you to have a talk.
Who?
I just wanted to win so bad,
I know I’m not.
Peter, since when do you care about the School Board?
lt's just something l have to do.
Second request, Present haII pass,
- What? They can't do that! - Peter, the man is obviously unbalanced.
"...but I'm here to teII you that I'm innocent! "
- l also miss colic and rectal thermometry. - Whatever you say, Mama's boy.
Now see, Peter, what you gotta do is you gotta declare war! War!
Look, the old Farg made learning fun. He's what these kids need.
What? Women are things.
"and so easy to forget, rather like a habit one can always break
Lee Majors did.
Now you can look at naked girls all you want and it's perfectly legal!
Come on, Mr. Fargas, do the whole darn thing.