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♪ Two, I got something ♪
Uh…
And, you know, last year, we were voted best place to live in the world.
["Oxytocin" by Billie Eilish plays]
There's, what, 300 million humans left on this planet?
-Always. -I'm not playing.
[thwacking, grunting]
-Happy birthday! -Happy birthday!
-Thanks. -[Rhonda] I have your number, so I'll…
[announcer] Positivity is a bridge between you and your dream.
Billie, stop!
you attacked my daughter twice.
[bright music]
[Jade screams]
[door opens]
Okay.
[music stops]
[gasps]
Look, man… [nervous chuckle]
they fired you.
Hey, what happened?
[grunts]
[theme music]
-[Jade] I need my gear. -[Tate] Sure.
-[thwacks] -[grunting]
[growling]
-But still, every two weeks, blood test. -He's just…
They fried those fuckers.
[sighs] What the heck?
We have never been sick, ever.
♪ Make this weather break ♪
♪ I can see it clear as day ♪
[awkward chuckle]
-Has anything gone public? -Nothing we can't handle.
No, we really can't.
[security alarm blaring]
Your sister's been looking for you.
♪ I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy Down in my heart ♪
♪ I've got the peace That passes understanding ♪
-[Carl] Like, 7:00? -[Rhonda] Me too.
Is this your locker?
-[young Jade] Just… hurry -[animal sniffing]
[Mrs. Morgan] Billie.
-[sighs] -[phone ringing]
[sighs]
[panting]
You have to go at her.
Jade.
[both mumbling and panting]
[screeches]
[Jade panting]
[Carlol] I know the place is a little smaller than what you're used to,
-I'm Jade. -Simon.
Joy helps people with serious issues, chronic depression, OCD.
One punch. Right in the tit.
Billie.
-It… it never happened. -What?
[Zero grunting]
And, uh, I guess you know about that.
Thanks.
[dog sniffing]
I didn't really have a choice.
how many people can do your job, Dave?
Yeah. Totally.
And you've got the best sister.
Billie, are you okay?
And they say they don't, but they do.
-I just wanted to say hi. -Cool.
[panting]