Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll read it right out loud

Wait, I mean you hate it.

I got to get to class.

Stand still, you little booger.

Definitely one of those people

automatically gets to be editor of the sixth grade newspaper?

is when a newspaper takes something back.

...swift and painful death.

LouisTheMan is the main protagonist of The YARN Movie. He wants to protect Yarn from trolls and homophobes, and is friends with Scott Fellows, Mike Scully, Loren Bouchard and Sam Register. He is played by Owen Wilson.

The larynx is here at the top of the windpipe

With mayonnaise.

So what do I do now, Golly?

The Hong Fats have a son... Frankie.

School is your work, Harriet.

If Janie's theory is right, then Pinky's DNA

but you can't go... I mean, we need you.

That's retarded.

she could start all over with me.

And there's a big fat cop with a Magnum mustache

There she, there she go, go, go

Talk to the hand, 'cause the face

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

and we'll have Harriet cleaned up in no time.

What wouldn't you eat for a million dollars?

I know, I know.

"Why can't his father

So... pageant ideas...

We're your parents. We make the rules in this house.

we may never get anywhere for now if we need to get anywhere for now, but we never need to get anywhere for now. we may never get anywhere for now if we need to get anywhere for now, but we never need to get anywhere for now.

Uh, you are, tough guy.

Well, no offense, but, uh, you're like, what, 45?

And when that day comes

or else everybody's going back

Look at this. Look at this.

How about the fancy cucumber kind,

Well, your dad has a high-pressure job.

None of this is causing...

I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it!

Pee-wee, don't make me come in there.

And shake... say it now

fritangaplays is an antagonist in The Yarn Movie. He is one of LouisTheMan's henchmen and wants to traumatize Yarn with his ableist and transphobic posts. He is played by Frank Welker.

without your unhealthy obsessions, huh?

is wanting to be Marion Hawthorne."

Golly was going to teach me, but...

Are calling out to me

"Of shoes and ships and sealing wax."

Don't give them up without a fight.

She's lookin' in your eye, eye

How about you, man?

- Wait, wait. No, wait. - Carrie...

Give them some bread, huh?

Whatever that might be

- Shut up! - I'm sorry.

My mom said to pick the very best one,

I don't think so.

I learn everything I can

I think that Harriet's a very good writer and...

Well, not about history, huh?

1: Just because there's a homophobic scene doesn't mean the show itself is homophobic. 2: that only happens in one episode of that show. 3: it you hate it show much, just leave it alone. For the love of god, just leave me alone and stop getting upset over a SHOW

That's good, Harriet.

You know, I'm sick to death

- No, no. - I was just...

Shouldn't you be a delivery man by now?

The secret tattoo.

Please write in if you think he's lying.

a little celebrating today...

- No, come on. - I'm just as serious as...

And I see old Mr. Gray in his bad toupee

we should be blood buddies.

Oh, the heinie bounce.

Just try to release that pressure

bath time's over.