Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Miss Elson, I've been thinking a lot,

This kid looks like she can roll over and fetch.

for a sassy yet affordable family vehicle.

"We end the heart-chat

I wonder if she'll grow up to be a billion-IQ genius,

Come on, Ma, let me have the truck.

Well, Sport and I are gonna do

Because I thought I heard you say

Growing up from girl to woman,

That... is that.

and work like a dog... you will succeed.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

and write my memoirs,

What is that supposed to mean?

Harriet, you want to go play in the park?

Where's your notebook, Harriet?

is actually totally fixable.

Maybe you're not allowed to have both."

We tape it to the school air ducts,

What about that? What about one of these?

And shake till you feel better

Miss Elson, I think

Carrie. Carrie, Carrie, Carrie.

- I lost my head out there. - Look. There.

Who's going to bed?

Bra on a pole! Bra on a pole!

I'm not going to cry.

Um... camel boogers, dried roadkill,

Golly would know what to do.

I'm telling you, just give me the big knife

it's tough getting away with the nasty kind these days.

The boy with purple socks.

Wasn't that enough?

We made a mistake.

They were lies.

But some stuff is supposed to fall apart.

In any case, his cages are the most beautiful

Get up offa that thing

growing boobs."

You don't have a father.

and all her neighbors will say...

or where you went or why.

No more paying with change.

"'cause she spent her summer vacation

"To talk of many things...

But the thing is, the fact is we need you, Golly.

Something's very different. Something's very different.

I USED to make cool hilarious memes about Noahdoesyarns but I had to stop because Noah couldn't handle the jokes. I bet he's lying about being 14, he's probably just a sensitive 7 year old loser. Probably an fnf fan too. No real surprise here. *Grins* -LouisTheMan

Can we read them?

"And why the sea is boiling hot...

The only parents we haven't heard from

And if you can have them both, then it's a good life.

I have no idea.

That's where my Veronica's Closet bra went to, huh?

You always come in and make jokes and then I have to come in

It's the right thing for all of us...

Let me see how I can explain this.

You got it or not?

I'm gonna get you real bad.

Get up offa that thing

Sometimes I think families everywhere

"Of outrageous fortune

I'm not going to cry.

But I believe there's a taste issue involved.

Oh, yeah? I want to sing opera,

Of course it is.

Don't you want to talk about this?

With that sick and dreamy look in their eye

Time for ra- Whoa, stop right there, anonyco. Why would you make a raping meme? You should know by now that could get you a community guideline strike. and now, because of this, you are homophobic. End of callout.

Must live with being called... "Freckles."

You haven't even... How about that?

Well, I think...

you're going to try really hard to understand them.

Are Mom and Dad tucking me in?

an entire day on your notebook.

Wait! Wait for me! I'm not dead.

crawl into your bed,

My business is comedy!

All agents aren't useless.

It's Harriet the spy

and that it's not fair to everybody

You all better stop being mean to me,

I heard my parents talking.

"Every weekend, my father takes me riding