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This worked out better than I could have hoped.
I'll say it to her face.
Like that giant caterpillar what ate Jared from subway.
More on this breaking puff-piece after a word from our sponsor.
You have 50,000 followers?
but not swimming in barf might ease my conscience.
It's a tie.
Duh. That's why we all came over here for lunch. Send.
online podcast blog comments editor.
Me: sees some random thing on the internet for sale Shut up and take my money
Apple: creates new phone with better camera People:
Mm-hmm.
When a new gaming console is released
Amazing.
Now, stop getting slapped and power up the twit-worm.
Oh, mother, you devious hag.
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
Susan and I are agreed.
Shut up and take my money!
Greetings, my friends!
You bastard
Enjoy your outdated format, grandpa.
or videos called twits.
You named your boil Susan?
following his every twit!
the battery can't hold a charge,
Introducing the new eyephone 2.0
Pity. We're halfway done.
♪ I dreamed that love would never die ♪
Shut the actual fuck up and take my god damn money!
You have a boil on your butt
Fry, delete that.
For the first time in our lives,
Shut up and take my money
WHAT SMELLS LIKE BLOODY SINUSES?
shut your fucking mouth and take me the money?
shut up and take my money fry you will buy chiken
As Mayor, it is my deeply tedious pleasure to kick off